Knackered

By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
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SkoomaKi 27
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Go sleep on the couch or something it's not that bad!

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melrose90210 10

I would have said fuck it and slept on the floor or something.

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SkoomaKi 27
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Go sleep on the couch or something it's not that bad!

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SoccerGod234 0
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On the bright side, your clean.

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crimsonprodigy 15
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Why couldn't he just turn on and open the oven?

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crimsonprodigy 15
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LOL Who the fuck down votes that ^^, are people really that stupid? Ovens generate heat, my god...

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musicluvr2000 11

Ya they also set fire to your house

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crimsonprodigy 15
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If someone is that retarded, there's no way they could ever afford one in the first place.

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musicluvr2000 11

Umm no actually ovens are basic equipment that usually comes with the house and if you are commenting on OPs IQ level I think you should be checking your own

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SesameSpeed 7

Sounds like you had a pretty bad day. Fyl buddy

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BTSfanatic 0
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-52 someone as retarded as you or?..

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crimsonprodigy 15
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I'm commenting on how people are so stupid as to not simply turn on the oven and let it warm up the house. Jesus 0 common sense from everyone , *facepalm*

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crimsonprodigy 15
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If someone is retarded enough to set fire to his own house by in oven, it would be a fucking miracle if someone like that can afford a house in the first place.

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mduerden 18
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You should have worked up your body temp doing all the furniture moving, can't be that bad.

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SecretMe00 5

Ya and he/she could easily take another shower!!! I've been in that situation before, my mom keeps the house freezing cold.

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bfsd42 20

My thoughts exactly. Op must be cold blooded if he/she doesn't warm up with half an hour of moving stuff about. Lizard man/lady maybe?

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Or they have an iron deficiency. Not that uncommon.

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melrose90210 10

I would have said fuck it and slept on the floor or something.

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finished 10
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Lol i would have said exactly the same :£

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silentbutfunny 0
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I would have slept on the bed on the ground. Mwuaha!

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finished 10
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Yeah that would have been an option too lol

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akallaan 7
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Trying warmer clothes, a heater, moving around, closing windows, turning off the A/C and fans, and get a better bed. A Snuggie (cult robe) might also be what you need.

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IStoleTheCookies 16
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Snuggies are the bomb! I have one. Best purchase of 2011 :)

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SoSickWithIt 14
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My feet always stick out from the bottom.

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Jamialia 5
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Snuggies are ugly and evil

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mgubi4568 0
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YDI, you could have slept on the couch or another bed (if you have one)

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

I'm sure if they had that option, it would've been done.

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mgubi4568 0
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Not necessarily

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melibear89 7

-5 I don't think OP deserves it. If they had the option of a extra bed they would of just gone and slept in it and maybe they live with roommates and they couldn't go sleep on the couch.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Layer yourself with a bunch of clothes and then put a thick blanket over yourself.

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anniekins 6
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Wouldn't rearranging furniture warm you up?

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john443 5
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Take another shower? Or turn on the oven if you have one, that'll heat up the room.

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xaer0babiix0 0

I mean, if you call setting your house on fire "warming it up", go for it.

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usnwife 18

We've actually done that a few times, leave it cracked open and turned on 200 for 15-20 minutes... Our heater sucks, and as long as you stay close enough to pay attention, dont let any pets/kids in the kitchen, and don't forget about it, no problems!

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MissHayleyJames 7

What exactly is wrong with turning on the oven? As long as you don't leave your house with it on and don't leave it on all day it'll be fine.

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jmoreno 4

Buy a snuggie them things are hot!!!

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dylanstratton 0

Yep

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ICATiger 13
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Burn the bed for heat and go get a new one....

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