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Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Take another shower?
Or turn on the oven if you have one, that'll heat up the room.
I mean, if you call setting your house on fire "warming it up", go for it.
We've actually done that a few times, leave it cracked open and turned on 200 for 15-20 minutes... Our heater sucks, and as long as you stay close enough to pay attention, dont let any pets/kids in the kitchen, and don't forget about it, no problems!
What exactly is wrong with turning on the oven? As long as you don't leave your house with it on and don't leave it on all day it'll be fine.
Go sleep on the couch or something it's not that bad!
I would have said fuck it and slept on the floor or something.