Health: Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted...

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML

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By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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Headshot

By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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Freaky

By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 20:24 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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By Electric Eddy - 22/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got up at 2:30 a.m. to catch an early flight home. I was tired and drowsy and took a quick shower to wake me up. Two minutes in, the water turned scalding hot on all settings. I ended up having to rinse my hair with bottles of sparkling water from the hotel minibar. FML

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Knackered

By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 21 November 2010 0:00

You're lucky you're not dead

sarah48_fml 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 0:01

At least you're clean right?

Comments

JustKeepBreathin 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 4:05

It's gonna be fun to see your water bill. :D

lindsey37 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 5:22

haha tht was a burn:D

SirAli 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 7:22

mugged in the shower :]

BloodyHeel 8

Sunday 21 November 2010 7:30

Cutie I PMd you recently and you sent me back such dirty messages, really arousing stuff. So no one should believe her if she says she doesn't reply.

nmillamane 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 7:37

you must've really worked your ass off.

Autoshot 9

Sunday 21 November 2010 7:55

Do your drugs in a safer environment you waste. YDI.

ALERI0N 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 8:55

life sucks

BloodyHeel 8

Sunday 21 November 2010 9:01

Oh don't front like you don't know what I'm talking about.

jakeisawake 3

Sunday 21 November 2010 9:57

BloodyHeel, she didn't say she doesn't message. She just doesn't want to message the creepy guy back, and you are just another dumbass she won't message either, so shut the **** up and spread your bullshit elsewhere.