Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
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Entheatus 13
Yeah...I wouldn't date that best friend. Seems a bit unstable.
I_Deserved_It 10
Friend zone can be a bitch, huh?
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Comments (265)
venomlash 9
Bad friend. Seriously, that's over all sorts of lines.
FarSide 23
Oregon + violent boyfriend = EcoTerrorist
redsoxrule124245 0
you are clearly leaving something out here. I love my female friends and would kill for them, but never would i just randomly punch a guy. Your "date" probably said something out of line and your friend was sticking up for you
solipsistic 0
This.
Ultimate_Cynic 0
**** YOUR life? Try **** HIS life. He's the one with the broken jaw; you just don't have a date for the dance. Now, I know you're in high school, so it may not seem like it; but trust me - his problem is much, much worse. Learn to prioritize!
thespeshulkid 0
I think she was more upset about the fact that she had a chance with a guy she liked but the friend ruined it. I dont think its just about the dance, but yes I agree. FHL.
iminlovexox 0
Aw, but your friend obviously really likes you! You should give him a chance! I'd be pretty pissed too if he did that, though.
Trebie 6
Well... Maybe she did. I mean, maybe she thought about pursuing a relationship with him, or even DID at one time, but maybe things just didn't work out. Or maybe she just really never could find that spark for him, and trying to force feelings isn't fair to either of them. In any case, even if she could have given him a chance BEFORE all this happened, she certainly shouldn't NOW. He BROKE a guy's JAW. Now, the OP says it's because this guy asked her to the dance and she accepted, and that is definitely way too protective/jealous. Still, even if OP left out some detail (The guy rubbed it in his face, The guy went behind his back and asked her, etc.) There is STILL no excuse for punching someone and breaking their jaw.
tothelimit 0
Your friend is a badass. There are some jaws that I would've jacked in MS, but to do it takes courage and a real respect for you. Be grateful you have a friend like that.
Jeremyzy 0
Your best friends a boss
Witchcraft_fml 5
I apologise on behalf of the female sex for ever harbouring platonic feelings toward guys. You've just convinced me to feel sexually charged emotions for all my male friends. Be right back, must go stalk them quickly.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Cut it out with your presumptuous novels. You don't know the situation and don't even pretend like you can guess it. You look like a jackass.
greatnt249 0
You sound like someone who whines and bitches a lot; girls don't like that, and that's probably why you're asking these questions right now, #54.