Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
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Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
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Entheatus 13
Yeah...I wouldn't date that best friend. Seems a bit unstable.
I_Deserved_It 10
Friend zone can be a bitch, huh?
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Comments (265)
j_rock1981 0
The friend sounds like a winner you should go for him instead. (note the sarcasm. )
JassyJas 2
wtf? he just randomly went up to him and punched him?
ayashe 2
I hope you're not friends with him anymore.
jessxoxo28 5
oh wow.... that sucks... he likes u so much that he would break the other guys jaw? idk if that crazy or love- good luck choosing
perdix 31
Bonus! Now this guy won't be slipping you any unwanted tongue for 8-12 weeks. If sure your best friend won't mind giving it to you until your "true love" heals.
Brooklynxman 0
Yeah.....and what made your best friend think you would start dating him if he broke your date's jaw? You should NOT be friend's with that guy. If you cheated on him with your new date thats one thing, but this "if I can't have you no one can" attitude is not healthy.
xerbrus 14
notice all the guys are saying it's immature and the girls are saying he's okay to do that...like half these guys wouldn't want to protect the ones they love
cerebellum_fml 0
communication- is ****** hard
DameGreyWulf 1
What the shit is that shit? While it sounds dumb, people actually have more than one best friend, you know. I have about three. How does that work? Well, I love them equally, and I love them more than other friends. If she denied him, he needs to move the **** on and be a good friend instead of a jealous asshole. It's been three years, he REALLY needs to get over it. She can value his friendship. That's not seeking attention, that's just her remembering he is, or was, a good friend and doesn't want to lose him AS A FRIEND. If he can't get the **** over her, he needs to back down and leave until he can, for the sake of their friendship. If he still wants to be friends, that is. I dunno about you, but I'd rather have love denied with friendship kept alive rather than either being left in the cold or leaving because I was too much of a selfish twat. And seriously? If your best friend admitted their feelings for you, would you go "**** you go away" if you didn't feel the same? So much for being best friends! That's basically what you're saying she should have done. If she never even knew... THEN SHE DIDN'T KNOW. Jealous asshole was too ******* slow. Oh, and hey, lots of best friends end up falling for their best friend. It's a pretty shitty situation, but to blame the person they fell for is a really douchey and childish thing to do. Suck it up. [edit] Hmm.. Comment switch
solipsistic 0
Bullshit she wanted to be friends. He was her backup for whenever she got shot down and that's the only reason she kept him around.
DameGreyWulf 1
Really? You think so? After all this time, she planned ahead years into the future "If I keep him around, I have a date for homecoming in a few years"? Well, you've set the scheming-female stereotype on a whole new level. Believe it or not, people may genuinely want to keep their friends around, especially if they've proven their worth by attaining the title of "best"
Nimits 0
It does happen that some girls keep best friends as backup. If she knew he liked her for all this time she should have told him to back off and not be as close friends with him untill he got over her, thats the best thing you can do for a friend. Haha but i guess if he was stuck in the friend zone it drove him crazy. Sucks to be you OP
Nimits 0
It does happen that some girls keep best friends as backup. If she knew he liked her for all this time she should have told him to back off and not be as close friends with him untill he got over her, thats the best thing you can do for a friend. Haha but i guess if he was stuck in the friend zone it drove him crazy. Sucks to be you OP
km8 0
21 says it all!!
Camo_Love 0
Eh, The guys here need to harden the **** up. I agree with most of the girls comments so far on this one. pimpin88 is a twat noone listen to him. In response to what you have written, i myself really liked a girl that i had known for about a year. i liked her for about 6 months but didnt tell her. then she decided going out with one of my best mates was a good idea. It was, they had a great time. of course i minded but in the end it's better that they are happy. I could of spat the dummy and went off my nut about it, But i didnt because i knew it wouldnt get me anywhere i would of just lost 2 great friends. At this time she did not know that i liked her though. In the end we got really drunk and decided telling her was a good idea. turns out she liked me a real lot aswell but didnt think i would like her back so she didnt do anything about it. Anyways in the end it didnt work out with them and now i've been with her for 3 months and im loving it more and more every day. I'm only 16 and haven't had any real relationships just random sex at party's mainly. so 3 months is good for me =].
LemonadePink 0
Okay it'd be understandable if you told your bestie that you had sex with that guy, but punching him over just a date? Your best friend must feel like his world is exploding. Hes crazzzzzy.
FerrariCake 2
So you have had a repressed violent psychotic as a best friend for the past several years? You really should reconsider how you choose your friends.
Witchcraft_fml 5
He probably paid your friend to break his jaw so that he wouldn't have to give you long, drawn-out, unrewarded oral sex after the dance. On the other hand, he's probably hoping you'll feel so guilty that you'll go down on him for hours!
FarSide 23
WTF??? WC.... take a cold shower....
GreenHacker 0
lol, I never thought of it that way. Excuse me while I get my jaw broken...
RubixMonkey 0
Is this another one of your **** ideas Witchcraft?
Witchcraft_fml 5
Mmm. Now it is. :]
Choclate_starfsh 0
lolocaust! I sympathye though