By Tempted to hide a fish under the floor - 22/09/2018 05:30 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, I marked 3 weeks since meeting my crazy new landlady. Apparently I can't use the dishwasher because "there's no soap", can't bring the trash cans into the garage to keep the bears from getting it, and have to sweep before the cleaning service comes because "it's not their job". FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 708
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First, buy some dishwater soap; second, be sure to call the landlady and take lots of picture when the bears and racoons come to eat the spaghetti in your trash. Racoons love spaghetti.

Please tell me you hid a fish under the floor. I want to see the bears come for that Landlady!

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Please tell me you hid a fish under the floor. I want to see the bears come for that Landlady!

Not to mention if there are mountain lions... or is that the wrong type of cat (the fish)? :p

First, buy some dishwater soap; second, be sure to call the landlady and take lots of picture when the bears and racoons come to eat the spaghetti in your trash. Racoons love spaghetti.

Who doesn't love spaghetti?

My damn kids. Unless it’s at someone else’s house.

Is your landlady your mother? If not, do what you want as long as it doesn’t break your lease.

Wow and your putting up with this shit report her crazy ass, so unless the city put detergent restrictions on sewer system or if you have a specialized septic system, only then would you will need a special detergent and since your in Alaska you'll need to get special bear-proof garbage cans because the Grizzlies there will rip through anything doesn't matter what it is to get to the garbage or food, I've seen and read stories were Grizzlies tour through walls, metal garage doors and even in one instance ripped doors off an armored transport vehicle because there was a sandwich inside and get yourself a large caliber sidearm and always carry it with you when you're outside, Grizzlies, cougars and wolves are quieter than a cat and we'll sneak up behind you when you least expect it 🤔😨☠️

When you first get your large caliber sidearm, file the front sight off. It won't hurt so bad when the bear shoves it up your ass.

This person is living with their parents

So... she "met" her parents 3 weeks ago? ??

she shouldn't be a landlord then

Are you supposed to clean the toilets before the cleaning service comes too? Cuz that’s about the same logic.

I wanna a follow up. Do you live with your landlady where they would know if you used the dishwasher? See if you can report them.

Uh am buy soap.