Geek and School: Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best...

By geekyteendisaster - 25/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Littleton

Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML

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By AdriBAMF - 17/10/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 307

You deserved it 7 763

By Charon - 09/10/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 377

You deserved it 3 829

By asshole - 02/10/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 166

You deserved it 12 425

By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 687

You deserved it 10 645

By BURGERT0WN USA - 10/01/2016 19:46 - United States - Redmond

Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML

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You deserved it 2 636

By Anonymous - 03/09/2011 02:47 - United States

Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, my brother has a date, and I have my hamster. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 364

You deserved it 6 870

By FriendsZone - 15/05/2012 20:44 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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You deserved it 2 635

By Antoine - 27/06/2019 04:30

Today, I was invited to an engagement. My crush is getting engaged next month to a man she told me she hated. FML

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You deserved it 236

By messed up - 16/09/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 580

You deserved it 2 614

By sophistication - 21/08/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 148

You deserved it 3 230

BeefyQueefy 14

Tuesday 25 September 2018 17:19

Friends that don't share your happiness are not your friends

tre tre 5

Tuesday 25 September 2018 17:15

she probably also likes him

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Mightytall 35

Tuesday 25 September 2018 16:01

Tell your friend to keep repeating „I’m mature.“ If she keeps holding her grudge, then good riddance... find a real friend.

tre tre 5

Tuesday 25 September 2018 17:15

she probably also likes him

BeefyQueefy 14

Tuesday 25 September 2018 17:19

Friends that don't share your happiness are not your friends

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 25 September 2018 17:35

Some friend. Sure I'd be disappointed if my friend had a date for homecoming and I didn't, but I wouldn't pull this bullshit on her.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Tuesday 25 September 2018 19:39

are you sure she was actually your best friend

MikuandKaito 24

Tuesday 25 September 2018 22:54

Misery loves company.

Deez_Knots 10

Tuesday 25 September 2018 23:35

He can take u both

Ki Ana 8

Wednesday 26 September 2018 1:21

Very petty 🤦🏾‍♀️

devi_916 39

Wednesday 26 September 2018 14:47

Jealousy is a bitch.

Jorn van der Ar 13

Wednesday 26 September 2018 18:21

Why do you consider an idiot your best friend?

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