Entheatus

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

5%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

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Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

17%
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

0%
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

0%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

2%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

1%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

5%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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