yo

get some nuts.

too right bros.

I have an idea! why don't you drink?!

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=GB#/watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=veRg5KSxK3U PLEASE WATCH

shame on you OP find a man who can handle your needs, or your going to end up breaking this kids heart.

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no its not!!!!

wow, don't get drunk. problem fixed.

I swear to never drink beer! :(. beer smells weird. and looks like pee.

american beer maybe, try south african or german beer (when you're of legal drinking age of course). it's good stuff

well not yum but it is... interesting? I guess that's an appropriate word

solved not fixed

Now maybe you can work together at giving you a toe curling, skull crushing orgasm every now and then. We wouldn't want him to end up with brother status because he isn't doing it for you.

Skull crushing? Lmfao.

Agreed. And, OP, if he truly is the love of your life, he should understand, but he definately deserves an apology. It's not nice to lie to him. :c

ur a bitch as if u would fake

WHY would you fake?

Exactly. YDI for faking

Jup, YTDI, for faking, lying and for being a moron. You were simply ruining your sexlife (or certainly your orgasms). Stupid, oh stupid girl, You really did hurt his feelings. I would say, be glad that you told him, now you two can work on it or accept the fact that you can't come (if that's the case). Maybe he once trusts you again.

Some men turn into super pussies when you try and tell them that they aren't doing it for you. I think there was an earlier FML about this, the girl asked him to go harder and he had a little bitchfit.

Just because she doesn't orgasm doesn't mean that she didn't enjoy it.

maybe you shouldn't drink around him?

Good thing they know now that you are a faker ! SMH

Plain & simple: don't fake. YDI.

awesome dp :P