By lisa - 22/12/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You shouldn't find out what it looks like until you put your own on. Next, you'll be sleeping with her husband just to find out what that feels like, right? I hope they don't have to cut him off you.

Some countries would consider that you basically performed a divorce ceremony by taking the woman's ring and cutting it. Congratulations on destroying this brand new marriage, you insenitive wench. I hope you're proud of yourself.

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Alpha35 4

haha ur ugly so u tried on a ring ur never going to get OP

At least you have friends... I'm single, pathetic, and fat-fingered as well, and I don't have any real friends. ): But I can't complain, I'm pretty happy. (: 

crew279 0

don't worry 118. you can always have surgery to help your fat fingers. maybe then you cab make friends!!

Susieee_Q 9

Speaking to OP - that's more of an FML for your friend.

soap & warm water always works. if not try lube. Smh dumb ass

Your the idiot who would waste a perfectly good ring #106

118 the cat lady always seems happy, no one questioned if you were.

harry_potter_luv 0
PurplePeeps 0

"Today, my fat, ugly friend got my brand-new wedding ring stuck on one of her sausage finger rolls. We tried everything to get it off, but the thunderthumbs didn't budge and it had to be cut. She's single and poor, so she won't be buying a replacement. FML"

He cut off the ring, or the finger? O.O

Stan_Cubed 7

149 hahaha! Seriously, you just made my day.

ameliabeth09 0

Hmmm I think ydi.. Unless you asked her if you could try it on..

must have been the look of losing a friend

0opsie 6

I read this wrong the first time and thought the doctor had to cut her finger off. Can't you offer to get the ring fixed?

RawrBunneh 0

I have chubby fingers to, I feel your pain, but I try on my friends rings carefully haha, but I'm not single like you. I feel bad for u...

128 that was mean, she's really pretty:) oh and I have that same aero shirt lol

You shouldn't find out what it looks like until you put your own on. Next, you'll be sleeping with her husband just to find out what that feels like, right? I hope they don't have to cut him off you.

frozenshake 5

Ahahaha that comment made me smile :)

Some countries would consider that you basically performed a divorce ceremony by taking the woman's ring and cutting it. Congratulations on destroying this brand new marriage, you insenitive wench. I hope you're proud of yourself.

bellahhh 0

jeez, don't take it that seriously. It was an accident. Granted, she shouldn't have done it without asking her, but it was just an accident. Relax. She can always get it fixed too.

I am fairly certain that only you were taking it seriously here, #66. And I hope you were referring to OP as tge "she" who could get it fixed. If a friend of mine took my new wedding ring, forced it down her fat finger then had to have it cut off, she would damn sure be paying for repairs or a new ring.

It wasn't a joke at all, as zp5 astutely noted. Where I'm from, divorce is performed exactly like this. The ring is cut off and then ceremoniously melted. The molten metal is then molded into the shape of a fruit bat as 17 eunuchs play "Stairway to Heaven" on the pan flute. How the hell is it done in your country?

we get divorce papers here in America XD haha ur country or whatevers sounds real complicated haha

KFCkoolaidWaterm 0

73, what country are you from? I don't mean that in like a creepy stalker way. Just wondering, because where I'm from, you just need to sign some papers.

Haha, "Stairway to Heaven" on the pan flute. Thanks for making my day, Doc. :)

I've gouged my eyes out, Doc, so I see no reason for alarm or complaint.

fakeaccountX 6

We all know Doc's from Djibouti.

Doc ur my hero hahaha, some ppl are so clueless :P

KiddNYC1O 20

Sigh. So many simple minds on this thread.

I'm not sure that they qualify as minds, Kidd. These are people to whom "irony" means "like iron."

Oh my god, please tell me people are not honestly this stupid.

bamagrl410 31

I wish people from America would stop proving the stereotypes true... It makes me wonder if I should just forget the whole political career route due to the fact that this country seems hopeless lol. And OP, you fail as a friend.

I refuse to believe this. It keeps me from killing myself.

bob90079 0

the man tries to take what he can while the woman presses charges and ultimately gets everything, then later stalks the man.

lexi365 20