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cut the ring or your finger?!
Obviously her finger, you idiot.
cut the ring off u idiots
At least you have friends... I'm single, pathetic, and fat-fingered as well, and I don't have any real friends. ): But I can't complain, I'm pretty happy. (:
wow 90 you fail at life for being pathetic
soap & warm water always works. if not try lube. Smh dumb ass
118 - lmfao
Your the idiot who would waste a perfectly good ring #106
118 the cat lady always seems happy, no one questioned if you were.
"Today, my fat, ugly friend got my brand-new wedding ring stuck on one of her sausage finger rolls. We tried everything to get it off, but the thunderthumbs didn't budge and it had to be cut. She's single and poor, so she won't be buying a replacement. FML"
He cut off the ring, or the finger? O.O
must have been the look of losing a friend
Curiosity killed the cat. :D
but the cat had 9 lives. :D
satisfaction brought it back
I have chubby fingers to, I feel your pain, but I try on my friends rings carefully haha, but I'm not single like you. I feel bad for u...
I feel bad for your boyfriend
128 that was mean, she's really pretty:) oh and I have that same aero shirt lol
You shouldn't find out what it looks like until you put your own on. Next, you'll be sleeping with her husband just to find out what that feels like, right? I hope they don't have to cut him off you.
Some countries would consider that you basically performed a divorce ceremony by taking the woman's ring and cutting it. Congratulations on destroying this brand new marriage, you insenitive wench. I hope you're proud of yourself.
He's trying to make a joke.
I am fairly certain that only you were taking it seriously here, #66. And I hope you were referring to OP as tge "she" who could get it fixed. If a friend of mine took my new wedding ring, forced it down her fat finger then had to have it cut off, she would damn sure be paying for repairs or a new ring.
It wasn't a joke at all, as zp5 astutely noted. Where I'm from, divorce is performed exactly like this. The ring is cut off and then ceremoniously melted. The molten metal is then molded into the shape of a fruit bat as 17 eunuchs play "Stairway to Heaven" on the pan flute. How the hell is it done in your country?
we get divorce papers here in America XD haha ur country or whatevers sounds real complicated haha
Oh...my...god. Please make it stop.
Haha, "Stairway to Heaven" on the pan flute. Thanks for making my day, Doc. :)
I've gouged my eyes out, Doc, so I see no reason for alarm or complaint.
Doc ur my hero hahaha, some ppl are so clueless :P
booobss
I'm not sure that they qualify as minds, Kidd. These are people to whom "irony" means "like iron."
Oh my god, please tell me people are not honestly this stupid.
I refuse to believe this. It keeps me from killing myself.
HAHAHAHA
I agree with number 89
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You shouldn't find out what it looks like until you put your own on. Next, you'll be sleeping with her husband just to find out what that feels like, right? I hope they don't have to cut him off you.
Some countries would consider that you basically performed a divorce ceremony by taking the woman's ring and cutting it. Congratulations on destroying this brand new marriage, you insenitive wench. I hope you're proud of yourself.