Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
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Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, my rarely-romantic boyfriend finally said "I love you". Too bad he was drunk, and was talking to my vagina. FML
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lenalee96 22
wow, don't get drunk. problem fixed.
CallMeHush 1
Now maybe you can work together at giving you a toe curling, skull crushing ****** every now and then. We wouldn't want him to end up with brother status because he isn't doing it for you.
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Comments (104)
cole86 0
well at least now he knows
dealwithitkid 0
I'm sorry that rly sucks but YDI for getting drunk in the first place
6ixtynin9 2
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BoneThugBaby 0
awww how cute u feel bad for urself cus ur a ******* ***** please do ur fiance a favor and kill urself :D
kosherkraut 5
harsh.
GLOCKMAMA 0
YDI it for faking it! If they think ur getting off then they assume their job is done & they're clear 4 take off. I've never faked it & I've never had sex where I didn't get mine. See how this works.
Mustardnight 3
aids burger in paradise
tommybgoode 0
You just did yourself a huge favor. Don't be such a doormat next time and spare him the cheating later when you realize you need a satisfying sex life
pimplayer 0
dudeeeeeee evey woman in this world can have a ******! just takes the right man for the job $$$
Clarice1 9
Sorry OP! Hope you and your fiance can talk about this and improve things. Imagine how great it would be to have the love of your life AND great sex :]
DjeePee 25
*BIEEEP* Wrong answer sir, not every woman is capable to ******. Try better next time.