Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, my rarely-romantic boyfriend finally said "I love you". Too bad he was drunk, and was talking to my vagina. FML
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lenalee96 22
wow, don't get drunk. problem fixed.
CallMeHush 1
Now maybe you can work together at giving you a toe curling, skull crushing ****** every now and then. We wouldn't want him to end up with brother status because he isn't doing it for you.
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Comments (104)
Lilllly_1316 0
YDI for knowing you can't lie when your drunk, but still continuing to get drunk around your fiancé.
valley_dragon 0
how can he be the love of your life if he's never gotten you off?!?!
robertsoccer04 0
Dude that sucks for him lol
Trooth 13
well that's why you don't go getting drunk now isn't it?
lidemocr 0
that's the type of lie you keep to yourself so long you start to believe it
thew_fml 14
what is with you people? her drinking isn't the problem, the lying is.
bluefairy_fml 24
The lying AND the drinking are a problem. The lying is immoral. The drinking is just stupid.
Britney_0 0
why are you marrying someone who can't give you an ******?
drirony 0
sounds like you can't shut the hell up while you're drunk either. that works too.
lnicholson 0
If he dumped you after, he is a deuchbag!!!
luthi 0
YDI: 1. Faking an ****** is lying, in the worst possible way. It doesn't help the situation especially if it's most of the time and only hurts you. 2. For getting engaged with someone you can't be honest with, especially sexually. 3. For getting engaged with someone who doesn't make you scream.