By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

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Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
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CassieMarieee 7

Nothing brings people together like some good old fashioned conversation at a family dinner :)

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QueenMichael 16
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"She's okay with the missionary, and nothing else. Missionary, missionary, missionary. I'm all for a Christian lifestyle but this is ridiculous."

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whostolemylama 12
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id like like to thank my gf for being first yay-- and fyl op

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myFMLname 8
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Just shut up

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yumlicious 4

#1 did indeed taste yumlicious :D.

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CassieMarieee 7

Nothing brings people together like some good old fashioned conversation at a family dinner :)

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Yeah, maybe they can swap tips.

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OneNightStan 2

I remember my first beer...

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sheethapins 13
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Anyone else notice there is no comment #1?

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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Must be a fun dinner, for the creepy, overlooking spectator.

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Damn_Hippster 11

"Ahh dinner with my girlfriend's family. Nows the perfect time to tell everyone about the thing she does in bed."

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poppylamonzo 0

35-I did...

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yumlicious 4

I ate #1

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beddington 7

Well if OP if a freaky bad girl in bed, her BF was probably bragging, he just picked the wrong audience. If so she should over look the embarrassment keep up the good work.

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levisguy53 25
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thumbs down to you

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ohmandapants 16
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Were they good things?

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crazychick1269 7

obviously not considering this is a fml

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

I don't think whether they were good or bad really matters. I doubt her family wants to hear about her terrific blowjobs in detail.

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angrymexican 8
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Maybe they aren't terrific and make OP's boyfriend huddle up into a fetal position.

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cinderella10383 6
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I think they are fantastic/terrific and she's saying FML because he brought it out to her family.. No one tells their parents what kind of positions etc they do that's just wrong

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kelissa_fml 16
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Haha 52! I totally get the other FML reference! I see what you did there... ;)

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theaws0m3guy 4
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Maybe she gives blowjobs like she chomps on a hot dog.

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ohmandapants 16
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It's a joke people. I get why it's an FML, I would be horrified too. Just trying to make light of things.

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michaela1231231 0

Is this the same girl??

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evamusical 12
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Whats wrong with that? Your family can know how you sleep, i guess!

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EllenMenjivar 1
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If they were good things it wouldn't really be an fml I would think

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jackassiddy 8
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...however his an FML sooooo

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bitchslapped22 14

It's just that the boyfriend is telling the whole family about their sex life in detail, even if he said something positive it's embarrasing

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beachbabe830 0

Sleep..

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markrs 0

Idk what OP does but I tend to sleep too...

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linkinpark98 23

You must be freaky for someone (even a drunk person) to have to tell somebody about what you do in bed. xD Nah I'm playin'..

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Jf770 10
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Family time!

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free2speak 14

At least you have a boyfriend! The love of my life just broke up with me after finding another girl.

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twofirstnames 12
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The things we hear at the table dinner..

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jabfinch 9
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Dinner table?

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jackassiddy 8
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meal surface?

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twofirstnames 12
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Oh gosh, haha oops my bad! (: yes I meant dinner table(:

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Oh man. I definately read that as "dinner table". Apparently im way to sleepy to be on fml right now. I hope I dont wake myself up by punching myself in the face when i go to sleep though.

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idontknowyou123 0
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Hmmm lemme do the math here. Alchohol + Boyfriend + Family Dinner = Embarassament. Still dont see the problem

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Peach3 1
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*Alcohol. *Embarrassment.

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ZXDriver 0
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*Trolls. *Embarrassment.

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QueenMichael 16
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"She's okay with the missionary, and nothing else. Missionary, missionary, missionary. I'm all for a Christian lifestyle but this is ridiculous."

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Just bend the bitch over a barrel and show her the 50 states.

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Miguelx120 0
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^lmaooo, tht helped make my day great

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viscious 0
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Haha thats hilarious way to look at it

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