By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

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Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 722
You deserved it 5 535

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Nothing brings people together like some good old fashioned conversation at a family dinner :)

"She's okay with the missionary, and nothing else. Missionary, missionary, missionary. I'm all for a Christian lifestyle but this is ridiculous."

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id like like to thank my gf for being first yay-- and fyl op

Just shut up

#1 did indeed taste yumlicious :D.

Nothing brings people together like some good old fashioned conversation at a family dinner :)

Yeah, maybe they can swap tips.

I remember my first beer...

Anyone else notice there is no comment #1?

Must be a fun dinner, for the creepy, overlooking spectator.

"Ahh dinner with my girlfriend's family. Nows the perfect time to tell everyone about the thing she does in bed."

Well if OP if a freaky bad girl in bed, her BF was probably bragging, he just picked the wrong audience. If so she should over look the embarrassment keep up the good work.

thumbs down to you

Were they good things?

obviously not considering this is a fml

I don't think whether they were good or bad really matters. I doubt her family wants to hear about her terrific blowjobs in detail.

Maybe they aren't terrific and make OP's boyfriend huddle up into a fetal position.

I think they are fantastic/terrific and she's saying FML because he brought it out to her family.. No one tells their parents what kind of positions etc they do that's just wrong

Haha 52! I totally get the other FML reference! I see what you did there... ;)

Maybe she gives blowjobs like she chomps on a hot dog.

It's a joke people. I get why it's an FML, I would be horrified too. Just trying to make light of things.

Is this the same girl??

Whats wrong with that? Your family can know how you sleep, i guess!

If they were good things it wouldn't really be an fml I would think

...however his an FML sooooo

It's just that the boyfriend is telling the whole family about their sex life in detail, even if he said something positive it's embarrasing

Idk what OP does but I tend to sleep too...

You must be freaky for someone (even a drunk person) to have to tell somebody about what you do in bed. xD Nah I'm playin'..

Family time!

At least you have a boyfriend! The love of my life just broke up with me after finding another girl.

The things we hear at the table dinner..

Dinner table?

meal surface?

Oh gosh, haha oops my bad! (: yes I meant dinner table(:

Oh man. I definately read that as "dinner table". Apparently im way to sleepy to be on fml right now. I hope I dont wake myself up by punching myself in the face when i go to sleep though.

Hmmm lemme do the math here. Alchohol + Boyfriend + Family Dinner = Embarassament. Still dont see the problem

*Alcohol. *Embarrassment.

*Trolls. *Embarrassment.

"She's okay with the missionary, and nothing else. Missionary, missionary, missionary. I'm all for a Christian lifestyle but this is ridiculous."

Just bend the bitch over a barrel and show her the 50 states.

^lmaooo, tht helped make my day great

Haha thats hilarious way to look at it