Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
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Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, my rarely-romantic boyfriend finally said "I love you". Too bad he was drunk, and was talking to my vagina. FML
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lenalee96 22
wow, don't get drunk. problem fixed.
CallMeHush 1
Now maybe you can work together at giving you a toe curling, skull crushing ****** every now and then. We wouldn't want him to end up with brother status because he isn't doing it for you.
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Comments (104)
ImaginaryFoe 1
Love of your life and you can't be honest with him unless you're drunk? This should end well. YDI for lying. Whose benefit was that for? Sex can be great even if you don't ****** but it doesn't mean you shouldn't strive for that together. You've basically let him know that when a problem comes along, you don't trust him with it. Good luck with your relationship.
sourgirl101 29
Sorry to be off subject but, Imaginaryfoe!!! I'm so happy to see you comment again! You have been missed.(:
ImaginaryFoe 1
I missed all (well, most) of you too! I'm a little shocked my absence was noted.
perdix 31
I noticed as well. Welcome back ;)
ImaginaryFoe 1
afallingstar 22
why marry someone who can't fully satisfy you?...love can only go so far
ladouche182 0
hahhahaha u r pathetic!!!!
OceanMinded 0
Sex is a big part of a relationship. Especially if your that far in to one. Trust is ad well. So sense your partner can't trust you to be honest regarding something as little as if you had a ****** or not. Sounds as if your relationship might just very well now be ******!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH NO FAKING ON THAT ONE!!!!
jarico75 1
probably for the better.
Haterman123 0
well ur problem is that u shouldn't be getting drunk in the first place so YDI 0.o
AlexWolfx 0
YDI for being a liar to someone you "love" even though you can't be honest. This is why so many women don't get orgasms, because they're liars. It's not the mans fault you don't get them, it's the women's fault for lying.
raygers1018 0
YDI for faking, being drunk, and being in love with someone other than your fianće.
Jizwold 0
wat? where does it say she loves anyone other than her fiancé
KYLAsaysRAWR 0
most women can't ****** through intercourse... it's a proven fact....it takes G-spot or clitoral stimulation...or even anal intercourse....because the penis can stimulate the G-spot that way..................
BigDaddyWilkWilk 2
seriously, stop faking 'em. unless he's a hog or a doucher, all guys are willing to learn what makes women moan. just stop us, be honest and start teaching.