Today, I got a little too drunk and confessed to my fiancé, the love of my life, that I've been faking my orgasms all along. I hate that I can't lie when I'm drunk. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, my rarely-romantic boyfriend finally said "I love you". Too bad he was drunk, and was talking to my vagina. FML
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lenalee96 22
wow, don't get drunk. problem fixed.
CallMeHush 1
Now maybe you can work together at giving you a toe curling, skull crushing ****** every now and then. We wouldn't want him to end up with brother status because he isn't doing it for you.
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Comments (104)
rofflewaffle 9
Reading Kyla's comment with her picture staring out at me like that really makes me want to go take a shower.
Sleekhope 0
Don't fake it. I feel bad for the guy.
rockstatic 0
You openly admit you lie constantly to the love of your life? Here's hoping you shape up or he ships you out. Not cool, OP.
SubjectX 0
then don't get drunk you stupid bitch.
skittle68 0
Agreed- why lie about it?? I don't pretend to ******, but sex isn't really about that for me... I'm perfectly happy without one.
Quest_ 13
You are an idiot who is sabotaging her own sex life and relationship. Do you want to have good sex or not?! ****!
yazmi_09 3
there are too many fml's about faking orgasms, if we don't tell guys what we want they aren't gonna be able to figure it own on their own at least half the time, come on now
yazmi_09 3
*out
mad2physicist 0
We men WANT to know how to please you women! It is very hurtful to us when you lie, we want you to enjoy it as much as we do! Tell the fücking truth! This isn't FYL, this is F your fiancé's life because he had a lying idiot for a girl! (Yes, I am generalizing here, I am sure some men are pigs).
ambrz 0
yes I definitely feel you on that one 45 haha
HighStakes 0
FAIL
848901 0
Then you need to start watching how much you drink