Today, my rarely-romantic boyfriend finally said "I love you". Too bad he was drunk, and was talking to my vagina. FML
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Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
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Top comments
capnbzarr 43
I'm sure he loves the hole of you.
jqmalang 17
Well hey, at least he does. Right? but again, it does suck that he haven't said it to you personally. Perhaps he's not ready. Or he's a douche. I wouldn't know.
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Comments (38)
jqmalang 17
Well hey, at least he does. Right? but again, it does suck that he haven't said it to you personally. Perhaps he's not ready. Or he's a douche. I wouldn't know.
Lalala579121 28
Maybe he really did mean to talk to her ****** though.
capnbzarr 43
I'm sure he loves the hole of you.
derangedplanet 23
He loves her from head to two...well mostly what's right in the middle
soulreaper12296 28
He loves her from head to "toe".
moodyreallyrocks 27
Great!!
sk8rdud3 24
Its like he is a hole different person while drunk
OysterPearls 33
Drunk words are sober thoughts. I'm sure he really does love you, even if he doesn't always show it.
beararm 11
think he was talking to the part of u that's the closest lol
lemonadestand 7
Don't you just hate it when that happens?
im_a_black_guy 10
How does this have down votes
Aquila_Umbrae 26
For the love of vaginas!
Calingaladha 21
That's true labia right there.
Darkness_Hate 29
Op's username says it all!
One_Way 43
I was about to ask how OP responded...