Love and Health: Cute

Cute

By Catfish - 29/03/2018 01:30

Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML

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You deserved it 598

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By wut - 05/08/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 646

You deserved it 3 515

By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 390

You deserved it 5 725

By Doubleyew1 - 02/08/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML

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You deserved it 4 893

Don't cheat

By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67

You deserved it 878

By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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You deserved it 12 559

By black and yellow - 21/01/2013 06:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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You deserved it 45 740

Banjo starts playing in the background

By unknown - 09/11/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML

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You deserved it 5 178

Profile pictures

By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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You deserved it 252

By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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You deserved it 8 594

By Vxale - 29/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 054

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Thursday 29 March 2018 2:05

I mean you can help him by some fake teeth. Dentures even don't look bad. If you turn him down just because he is missing teeth, he'll not feel good about himself, especially if he can't afford any solution.

Donut_Wizard 23

Thursday 29 March 2018 5:12

How to train your boyfriend.

Comments

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Thursday 29 March 2018 2:05

swervelol 28

Thursday 29 March 2018 3:09

I like your optimism, that’s a really nice thing to say I honestly hope he hits it off with someone who loves him no matter what.

almost_there44 26

Thursday 29 March 2018 5:26

I like that you're helpful, but I wouldn't-and I hope OP wouldn't help someone she just met buy some new teeth. That's like meeting someone that doesn't have a car and buying them a car because they can't afford. Who's to say that he can't afford new teeth? I doubt OP can look past this because this is already her FML moment.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Thursday 29 March 2018 6:30

No, I mean like see him past it and in the future if she likes him, maybe help him.

Huldan MeGroyn 13

Thursday 29 March 2018 21:11

Still not a reason she should stick with him. "I don't want him to feel bad" is a worse situation than just letting him down. The dude not having teeth is his problem to fix, not hers

RipperoniPizza 19

Thursday 29 March 2018 2:14

loveth knoths no boundths

JustALesbian 16

Thursday 29 March 2018 3:48

More like uhhahhoossoouns

sweetbliss3 37

Thursday 29 March 2018 3:19

always always ask about teeth. that's one of my first questions. sorry not sorry, I am big on teeth. just tell him you're not compatible or something.

Selene1090 26

Thursday 29 March 2018 4:42

That's weird. "Hello, what's your name?" "Sorry, Buddy, what's your dental history? Any cavities?" I have never in my life thought to ask about teeth. If their mouth looks unclean, then yeah, I'm grossed out, but I'm not gonna ask about it.

thelittlem 15

Thursday 29 March 2018 12:36

When i met someone once the first thing he says to me is "do you have any teeth?" I have a full set of teeth but they just don't show. after that i just think everyone who doesn't know me is thinking that. :(

sweetbliss3 37

Thursday 29 March 2018 12:42

not weird at all. a simple, do you have all your teeth is easy enough to ask. we all have our preferences, mine just happens to be teeth.

Zekfen 17

Thursday 29 March 2018 3:22

At least you don’t have to worry about if he brushed his teeth or not! Are you in West Virginia?

jello_bellied_snack_snapper 18

Thursday 29 March 2018 4:23

ewww

Misoranomegami 16

Thursday 29 March 2018 5:11

Just keep in mind a lack of teeth doesn't always mean that they had poor oral hygiene. Some medical conditions and medicines make teeth more prone to falling out it issues.