By windshitwipers - 30/05/2013 09:41 - United States - Denver

Today, I found shit on my windshield. I'm not sure if it is human or animal, but it was conveniently smeared all over and even more was placed under my wipers just in case I used them to clean it up. This isn't the first time, and I have no idea who I could have pissed off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 143
You deserved it 4 392

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Well Set a trap! Next time they try to shit on your windshield they get scared

My guess is-- it's from your dog you don't pick up after. Pissed off neighbours might be making a point.

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Well Set a trap! Next time they try to shit on your windshield they get scared

Should have given that guy a dollar..

Assuming they get on top of your car to shit on it just wax it really well and grease it up so ass they're shitting on it they slip and fall into the shit, that's my mind process. Deal with it lmao

"ass they're shitting"... I see what you did there.

This plan may backfire if they get so scared that they shit themselves.

#48, what makes it hilarious to me is the fact that, that was indeed an honest typo that worked in my favor xD

Dang OP, that's some crazy shit!

That's disgusting :P

dont forget to whip!! ;-)

You know, when he finds the person responsible...punish them with a severe whipping!

They ment wipe, not whip.. I am assuming

God dammit wrong comment...

have you tried parking elsewhere maybe where they won't see your car? if that's not an option get a dash cam! ;)

Waiting for "shitty situation." :|

As of right now, we're 27 comments in and you're the only person to have mentioned it. Congratulations on destroying our chance at breaking a record.

I was too. :D yay~ I take joy in the trolls and over-used jokes on here.

I am very sorry. ._.

My guess is-- it's from your dog you don't pick up after. Pissed off neighbours might be making a point.

Not relating this to OP, the dog owners who don't pick up their dogs' shit do deserve this treatment, but it's hell of a job to pull off..

Do you think anyone will try to write "Clean me" with their fingers on this one?

Ewwww thts gross ?

Who would even do something like that??

Some middle school piece-of-shit punk who has nothing better to do with his life than to make life miserable for others.

37 - I don't think I knew anyone in middle school who pooped on windshields. But sometimes the ones who poop on windshields are the ones you least expect.

"The Mad Crapper"

If middle schoolers are capable of vandalising the children's play park near where I live, I would imagine defecating on a stranger's car wouldn't be far off. It'll only get worse as they get older.

Not cool! Now I'm going to have a problem eating that peanut butter sandwich for lunch...

Well I don't think that should be a problem unless there is fecal matter in your peanut butter sandwich, in which case you're doing something wrong anyways. Unless it was the thought of windshields that repulsed you. But I wouldn't put glass in a peanut butter sandwich either.