By windshitwipers - 30/05/2013 09:41 - United States - Denver

Today, I found shit on my windshield. I'm not sure if it is human or animal, but it was conveniently smeared all over and even more was placed under my wipers just in case I used them to clean it up. This isn't the first time, and I have no idea who I could have pissed off. FML
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bombroot 9

Well Set a trap! Next time they try to shit on your windshield they get scared

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Enslaved 36

My guess is-- it's from your dog you don't pick up after. Pissed off neighbours might be making a point.

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bombroot 9

Well Set a trap! Next time they try to shit on your windshield they get scared

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MichellinMan 20

Homeless man D:

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Assuming they get on top of your car to shit on it just wax it really well and grease it up so ass they're ******** on it they slip and fall into the shit, that's my mind process. Deal with it lmao

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Wiringify 22

"ass they're ********"... I see what you did there.

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adam3650 12

This plan may backfire if they get so scared that they shit themselves.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

#48, what makes it hilarious to me is the fact that, that was indeed an honest typo that worked in my favor xD

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SWC_Penguin 17

You know, when he finds the person responsible...punish them with a severe whipping!

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Horsempeg 25

They ment wipe, not whip.. I am assuming

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MichellinMan 20

God dammit wrong comment...

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cosicosei 22

have you tried parking elsewhere maybe where they won't see your car? if that's not an option get a dash cam! ;)

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Zomg_Okay 26

As of right now, we're 27 comments in and you're the only person to have mentioned it. Congratulations on destroying our chance at breaking a record.

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roxxyfoxxy3 25

I was too. :D yay~ I take joy in the trolls and over-used jokes on here.

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Enslaved 36

My guess is-- it's from your dog you don't pick up after. Pissed off neighbours might be making a point.

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license2chill 5

Not relating this to OP, the dog owners who don't pick up their dogs' shit do deserve this treatment, but it's hell of a job to pull off..

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Pleonasm 35

Do you think anyone will try to write "Clean me" with their fingers on this one?

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TiffGreen 11

Who would even do something like that??

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michaelm1290 23

The poopetrator

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laden_swallow09 34

Some middle school piece-of-shit punk who has nothing better to do with his life than to make life miserable for others.

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philbelfrage 13

37 - I don't think I knew anyone in middle school who pooped on windshields. But sometimes the ones who poop on windshields are the ones you least expect.

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laden_swallow09 34

If middle schoolers are capable of vandalising the children's play park near where I live, I would imagine defecating on a stranger's car wouldn't be far off. It'll only get worse as they get older.

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thatnucca 36

Not cool! Now I'm going to have a problem eating that peanut butter sandwich for lunch...

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philbelfrage 13

Well I don't think that should be a problem unless there is fecal matter in your peanut butter sandwich, in which case you're doing something wrong anyways. Unless it was the thought of windshields that repulsed you. But I wouldn't put glass in a peanut butter sandwich either.

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