FML : Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close...

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Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By oops1234 - / Thursday 16 April 2009 14:38 / United States

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By Kickinchicken213 | 3

#116526 - Thursday 16 April 2009 08:01

Man these FMLs just keep getting better and better! YDI for the rain incident however the bird droppings were totally uncalled for. This would be a 'put both arms in the air, look to the heavens and scream "whyyy???"' moment in my book.

By Bobrogue | 0

#116500 - Thursday 16 April 2009 07:52

The rain your fault, the random bird not your fault.

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By elfuzzo | 0

#116485 - Thursday 16 April 2009 07:50

ydi for owning a car with a sunroof

lizzilla8297 | 2

#1026475 - Thursday 10 June 2010 09:02

totally a YDI. sorry man, you totally had that coming.

mrlopez | 13

#3232952 - Sunday 4 September 2011 10:48

Ditto the sunroof reply

DeadPixel4 | 27

#5909222 - Wednesday 9 April 2014 12:33

Somehow it's a YDI because that's the type of car he likes? Jackasses

By n1125 | 0

#116488 - Thursday 16 April 2009 07:51

that is ur fault

kylek61294 | 1

#2627725 - Monday 6 June 2011 04:33

*That is your fault.

Fruit_Dealer | 9

#3683832 - Monday 5 December 2011 12:09

So when someone gets out and gets sniped by a bird its his fault? No. Its no-one's fault. The world is a combination of atoms in a random order. There's no "fault", no "bad" or "good". Just random.

By Bobrogue | 0

#116500 - Thursday 16 April 2009 07:52

The rain your fault, the random bird not your fault.

kylek61294 | 1

#2627747 - Monday 6 June 2011 04:36

*The rain was your fault. The random bird was not your fault.

By nautical | 0

#116522 - Thursday 16 April 2009 08:00

hahahahahhhah gutter. isn't that supposed to be good luck anyway?

By Kickinchicken213 | 3

#116526 - Thursday 16 April 2009 08:01

By hahaha6 | 0

#116544 - Thursday 16 April 2009 08:07

#5, it seems he shouldnt do that, with his luck a 2nd bird would flying over, lol

kylek61294 | 1

#2627764 - Monday 6 June 2011 04:40

*It seems like he shouldn't do that. With his luck, a second bird would fly over.

By ohhhhshizzz | 0

#116564 - Thursday 16 April 2009 08:13

#5 & 6, LOL. But wow, if you heard the rain I'd check on my car, if I could drive and had a car w/ a sun roof. but then again that was how I was raised, sides the fact I'm really forgetful. That sucks. I bet your ass i still wet.

By ZombieKnickers_fml | 8

#116566 - Thursday 16 April 2009 08:14

#7, they might have folded the towel, works well if you do that. Also makes you look taller. =] This is a mix of FYL and YDI.... Not sure which one to pick.