By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 11:44 - United States

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Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Happiness is only real when shared. Or is that Herpes?

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jrock9093 18

Sorry man that sucks I hope you the best

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capthigh 16

They are razor burns she said it will be fine she said

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kayydb7 14

You have to be careful about taking someone's word on something like that. Might not be worth it.

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Kateyez_26 13

Sucks for you. That's why you ALWAYS use protection :)

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Kateyez_26 13

Dnt understand why I'm being thumbed down for telling op to use protection lol

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djinnyf 12

Oh come on!! Even when they explain stuff, you need protection!!!! The worst illnesses don't show!

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FuKcMee 32

been there before buddy.. likely to be molectus.. very contagious but treatable with freeze off wart remover

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iamsodoneman 4

that's illegal. You can actually sue her for that lol.

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