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Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

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eyepuppy 31

seriously, how stupid can you be?

Pleonasm 35

Happiness is only real when shared. Or is that Herpes?

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Wizardo 33

Good thing I'm starting a VD clinic from scratch, I'm itching to hand out some advice and cure the problem, although if its herpes it'll haunt you for the rest of your life.

aquariusangel093 5

It is illegal to knowingly give someone herpes and not inform them. Take it to court!

whatwhyhoo 10

Maybe she never was tested.

Treveyon56 14

But she knew. Otherwise she wouldn't have lied an said they were razor burns.

laurenasabutton 26

Unless she genuinely believed they were?

Ari1337 15

doesn't herpes burn for a while though?

SkyBlueCloud 21

Every person experiences different amount of break out. Some people's break outs are mild to hardly anything while others can be severe and painful. I don't have personal experience in this area but I did take a sex Ed course

Bigfabthetruth52 22

technically she didn't knowingly give him Herpes,she lied about having them her self.so it was consensual sex and he decided to be stupid and thirsty by not wearing a condom and believing her.

ShyAnn29 14

Some people who have herpes don't have symptoms, so maybe she honestly thought they were razor burn, it's hard to know without knowing the entire story. OP, herpes isn't as bad as people make it out to be, it's different for everyone!

skitzymew 19

176, a condom wouldn't have done much good. It was skin to skin contact that passed it onto him.

Setareh23 34

Since she was a one-night stand (or may have been it seems) he may only know her first name and nothing more.... so even if she did know it might be difficult locating her :/

rockstar81 8

You will be wasting your time if you take someone to court over this. The majority of cases that make it to court, don't win or get thrown out simply because there is NO proof that specific person gave it to you. Even if they have it, you can't prove that specific person gave it to you or that you didn't have it from someone prior. The only way you can actually have a chance at winning is if you ask them prior to sex if they have it and they deny it and you have proof that conversation happened, but there is medical records proving that it was diagnosed prior. Good luck getting all that together. AIDS/HIV is different because it's a death sentence basically. Laws should be tougher in these regards but it is technically not against the law to lie about STDS unless it's AIDS/HIV.

brandoneyez1 25

Yes, in fact it is illegal to know you have any disease and not tell a sex partner. In Aids cases lawyers have charged counts of assault and even attempted murder for it.

rockstar81 8

Well I guess it all depends on where in the world you live. But I know that in the US, it is in fact, not illegal. Only regarding HIV/AIDS. And even if they make it illegal, good luck proving it.

scotty67 3

238 is correct. Criminally, it's only illegal to knowingly transmit HIV/AIDS to another. Civilly, if one could prove that the carrier knowingly had the STD (other than HIV) and either didn't disclose the information or lied/ was deceitful about it, one could possibly bring a case.

ThuggishBonez 1

true that take that hoe to court and tell judge the dirty bitch gave je sonething i cant wash off

vegetaftw 28

I guess herpes is now hispes as well.

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Next time, don't take that kind of risk dude.

gigi1981 13

If you're having casual sex or any sex for that matter you should be using protection. STI's are on the increase and the best way to protect yourself is by using condoms. The only way to ensure you're protected is abstinence but where's the fun in that!

UrYousername 15

Seems like you're in an itchy situation.

Niggasaywhut 16

Was the sex good though?

Llama_Face89 33

Not good enough.. Never that good...

ElizabethNL93 20

Personally, I wouldn't have had sex with her no matter what she said that her bumps were from.

jasmine2301 25

'This girl I had sex with' YDI

drewflav 17

25 - No one deserves getting a STI, period. Don't be an asshole or else an FMLer should strap you down and inject you (some CAN be spread with needles) with a whole host of them against your will. Don't like the idea of getting them against your will? Well neither did OP!

gracehi 31

Woah, man! Calm your ****! Can you say, "over reaction?" Anyway, I think you're both right. On the one hand, no, no one deserves to get an STD, especially when it's the result of being deceived. On the other hand, this is the sort of thing a person opens themselves up to when they have sex with someone they don't know very well, so, while I don't think he "deserves" it, it is at least partly his fault.

pedinhuh 23

I've been where OP is and I can tell you this, never somebody takes all the blame for getting infected with STDs, it's always a 50-50 situation, both sides are wrong. Now OP, don't be like the bitch that passed you that shit, take exams to know exactly whats your STD, treat it and USE CONDOMS!!!

iluvpeanutbutter 22

gracehi, lots of people get STIs from sleeping with their partners of many years, so your idea that you're setting yourself up for catching something if you sleep with people you don't know well isn't entirely true. I have 4 friends who all contracted STIs from their husbands, who had all been cheating on them.

gracehi 31

I never said you can't get STDs from people you know. We're talking about sex with strangers here. You're the only one who brought up that scenario.

IloveToLaugh143 21

Who shaves down there?! Everyone knows it's better to wax. Come on, keep up!

TattooInvasion 14

I'll wax my bikini line, but I will never ever try to get a brazilian again. Mother of God that ******* hurts. Not worth it.

tbabyfosho 7

Shit, you can have that waxing crap. Last (and also the first and only) time i tried waxing it caused every pore that a hair was ripped from to bleed. rediculiously...for like an hour. so no thank you, only eyebrow waxing for me!!!

saidoh_fml 26

Waxing is for the birds, especially down there. As far as eyebrows go, I'll stick with threading.

TexasGirl24 15

You know, I tried this salon called European Wax, and they use baby powder with a special kind of wax, and it hurt SOOOO MUCH LESS. They are a chain, so I highly recommend seeing if there's one near you. Their prices aren't bad either (at least where I live).