Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
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hairynips
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML
Infected
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
alaskan1989
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
SterlingSilver91
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I shaved my lady bits for the first time to surprise my husband, who I haven't seen in months due to deployment. I ended up with razor burn and my dim-witted husband believes I cheated on him and that it's an STD. Nothing will tell him otherwise. FML
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eyepuppy 31
seriously, how stupid can you be?
Pleonasm 35
Happiness is only real when shared. Or is that Herpes?
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Comments (150)
stitesy29 18
Dont be a fool Wrap that tool
FezzesAreCool 18
Have fun explaining that to your doctor
Obey_StudBoii 23
Drs are educated to be professional.
happyfingers 15
As much as that sucks, I am inclined to say you deserve it. I mean, for one, if there was any question about whether she was clean or not you shouldn't have had sex with her. And if you decided to do it anyway you should have used a condom. Especially since you didn't even know her. Why would you ever have unprotected sex with a stranger? So even though she should have told you, assuming she knew it wasn't razor bumps, YDI.
taziiscool 5
Somebody was a tad desperate...
fresh247 10
no glove no love
caysters 12
How the hell could you mistake herpes blisters for razor burn? One of them is much larger than the other!
gAt_d 26
Damn dude! If it looks suspicious, then get the **** out of there!
NYKTim 5
Isn't it a federal offense for someone that has sex with you lie about if they had an STD?
romanrox909 7
Not sure if it's FYL or YDI. :
cookie1207 19
Man how stupid are you? Seriously. Wrap it man! Lesson learned I guess.... Hopefully she was really hot!!!