Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
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hairynips
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML
Infected
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
alaskan1989
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
SterlingSilver91
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I shaved my lady bits for the first time to surprise my husband, who I haven't seen in months due to deployment. I ended up with razor burn and my dim-witted husband believes I cheated on him and that it's an STD. Nothing will tell him otherwise. FML
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eyepuppy 31
seriously, how stupid can you be?
Pleonasm 35
Happiness is only real when shared. Or is that Herpes?
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Comments (150)
MissMarjori3 10
Stories like this make me want to stop having sex. It's definitely illegal if she knew beforehand. Get yourself tested and try not to be a crap-hole like her.
jayray313 21
Ah, the gift that keeps on giving.
truepanda 2
stop ******* strangers
somegal 4
... you shouldn't have trusted her that easily if she was just "this girl you had sex with" ..Sry OP, but that was rly stupid of you.
dollyBaby87 9
always wrap it. fyl :/
Jaaared_ 15
Why didn't you wrap it?
simsgirlgem 25
Don't be a fool wrap your tool
SLTgirl 9
When in doubt, don't do it know there's no fun in it but that why condoms are a must. Sorry that girl lied to you
gc327072 30
"If she has some bumps, don't her her any humps" c'mon OP, always remember the safe-sex rhymes!
xkncas 8
This is why you always use condoms, bro. The whole "they're razor burns" bit is the oldest herpes lie in the book of sex...