I did too, lol. I keep picturing this in my head.

Them hearing the bang in your head when you imagine op hitting the ground

5- Wut?

Awww, well that's one way to wake up. Good morning :)

I didn't really mane any sense there. I ment that I imagined hearing op hitting the floor.

This is nothing to sneeze at!

45- that didn't make any sense either

im getting a mental picture in my head of this happening

WHERE ARE THE FML VIDEO GUYS WHEN YOU NEED THEM??

It would suck but be a little bit funny if OP were on a top bunk.

Vietnam

1/8th of an orgasm? Who sold you that bullshit?

What can I get if I only have 10 dollars?

Probably 1/16th of an orgasm, or half a bullshit.

What is the price in Internets?

I'd take the bull that way I could just feed it, wait a few hours and have both

nope. cant cheat the system. its a shitless bull.

Well... Shit.

I thought it was 3 consecutive sneezes that was "supposed to be" an 1/8th of an orgasm?

Geeze, have none of you guys passed Orgasm Math in school?? No wonder you're all sneezing on your sexually frustrated partners and wondering why you aren't getting any! Let me print you out a syllabus; my sexually satisfied ass teaches this course! $20 and a bullshit gets you into the class.