Rude awakening

By blackcat37 - 28/09/2013 10:53 - United States - Independence

Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
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stariee1997 16

At least you woke up to 1/8th of an ******?

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eyepuppy 31

I did too, lol. I keep picturing this in my head.

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iammeorami 25

Them hearing the bang in your head when you imagine op hitting the ground

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Sweet_Meli 11

Awww, well that's one way to wake up. Good morning :)

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iammeorami 25

I didn't really mane any sense there. I ment that I imagined hearing op hitting the floor.

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Ch_rae5 19

im getting a mental picture in my head of this happening

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starile 19

WHERE ARE THE FML VIDEO GUYS WHEN YOU NEED THEM??

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skyttlz 32

It would suck but be a little bit funny if OP were on a top bunk.

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emilycb93 12

Well, now you're wide awake and ready to start the day!

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stariee1997 16

At least you woke up to 1/8th of an ******?

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Pleonasm 35

1/8th of an ******? Who sold you that bullshit?

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wisericky 12

What can I get if I only have 10 dollars?

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falon142012 22

Probably 1/16th of an ******, or half a bullshit.

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mcm_3 16

I'd take the bull that way I could just feed it, wait a few hours and have both

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Nordrag 26

nope. cant cheat the system. its a shitless bull.

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Jezzikah 11

I thought it was 3 consecutive sneezes that was "supposed to be" an 1/8th of an ******?

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starile 19

Geeze, have none of you guys passed ****** Math in school?? No wonder you're all sneezing on your sexually frustrated partners and wondering why you aren't getting any! Let me print you out a syllabus; my sexually satisfied ass teaches this course! $20 and a bullshit gets you into the class.

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JustinKirby 20

The first thing that pops in my head is the sneezing panda video, but at least you will have a longer day now?

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Wizardo 33

Sneezed so hard the bass dropped... and so did you.

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DividableByZero 11

OP has a built in alarm clock. I don't see how this is an FML

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AussieChick101 13

I would just get up and hop back into bed. Problem solved :p

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