By alaskan1989 - 22/01/2011 01:27 - United States

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Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
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I2HomlessGuys 0

lol that is hilarious almost got a blue waffle now

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Fenteliman 0

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DearLar 0

Lmao. Blue Waffles are nasty.

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babyale760 0

well at least he saw it before it got even worse than what it already is. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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crystalxa 35

That is nasty. Maybe you should be checking your lady parts every once in a while!

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therealdavid 0

Atleast he didn't eat her out then realize it;)

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MEM0817 18

My thoughts exactly. How do you not feel that?

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ajsciri4 0

I know. I'd be pretty mad at myself

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prettypinkpixie 9

I'm pretty sure that would hurt really bad... how did you not feel it?

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prettypinkpixie 9

Also, this sounds more like a health FML rather than an intimacy FML because I'm sure one he found your boil the intimacy went out the window for the night.

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NuyoRicanGirl 3

that's why it's an intimacy FML him finding it ****** up the sex for the day

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onepluszero 0

New category for FML?? Intimately unhealthy. lolz.

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The_Dude_Abides_ 0

I still don't understand this post even after replacing "for" with *for

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maz255 10

I don't know whether to type fail for 8 or 10

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Paradoxasaurus 0

He probably meant "At least it's not inside her ******."

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Mehness 0

56 - We don't know, but I know you're pathetic/stupid for jumping on someone and calling them stupid for making a silly mistake :)

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Yuck. FYL and FY your boyfriends life for finding it.

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The_Dude_Abides_ 0

I woulda stood up and walked out in disgust!! and would not have wanted to ever look her in the face again

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elise15_fml 1

that's f***ing gross!

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spongebobluvr05 5

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brighteyes81 0

It's unfortunate that people never learn grammar. FYL and YDI for being less than the boil on OP's ******.

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vettle 6

you need to shut up. you must be 11 years old and have no idea how the body works. just because they have a pimple doesn't mean they are dirty and nasty. jesus.

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lollipopXx 0

It's not a pimple. It's a lot worse and more painful. And it can be hereditary too, so it's not just OPs fault.

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Seddah 3

Hey guys, just ignore him/her. Anyone named "spongebobluvr" clearly has some sort of mental deficiency.

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chaelyn 0

hahah this comment, on a comment, makes my whole entire life

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xNephilim 18

You know that FMLs literally take a minute to post right? There's enough time to go to a DOCTOR about it. Therapists won't do crap about this. Unless it traumatized OP to a point where she needs counseling.

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stevenJB 25

Yes. We should all go see a THERAPIST for boils and pimples. Dumbass

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lollipopXx 0

I'm sorry OP, I kinda know how you feel. I had a boil once, only it was on my ass and I had to get it surgically lanced and cauterized. It sucks :/

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JaelynJ 4

that mustve hurt to sit D=

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lollipopXx 0

oh, it did. haha.

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xStiina 0

How do you not notice something like that?

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wellinever 5

She must be the female equivalent of a numbnutz not to feel that.

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