Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
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hairynips
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML
Infected
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
alaskan1989
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
SterlingSilver91
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I shaved my lady bits for the first time to surprise my husband, who I haven't seen in months due to deployment. I ended up with razor burn and my dim-witted husband believes I cheated on him and that it's an STD. Nothing will tell him otherwise. FML
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eyepuppy 31
seriously, how stupid can you be?
Pleonasm 35
Happiness is only real when shared. Or is that Herpes?
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Nova900 17
Condoms where not invented to annoy us, you know...
kinky44 28
where?
ohSNAPyall 26
Up there, in the sky.
Enslaved 36
Where? In your underwear.
skitzymew 19
Agreeing with 116. It was skin to skin contact.
seven_sinss 2
And that is why you have to wear a condom.
mraustindean 4
Only way I could say you kind of deserve it is if you chose not to wear a condom...
DedicatedNova 13
Ouch. Was it a one night stand? If so YDI
ElricMustang 23
I say it's a YDI because you questioned it with some girk you didn't know and then still went with it when she lied to you, honestly.
jw90 18
When you get an erection use protection.
Callilah 13
Oh shit, that sucks!
ViviMage 39
Um, most women do not shave way down there. Im the skin is not taught enough to shave and not cut skin. Most wax there. You will want a condom now forever!
squidgy787 22
I disagree. I've waxed as well as shaved and never had a cut, not did I need to pull the skin taut like with waxing. Additionally, I think it's ludicrous to say that more women are waxing their woo hoos than shaving. If that were the case, there would be a lot more day spas in my city that do Brazilian waxes. Hell, there'd be a lot more day spas everywhere.
kayleighcupcake 14
I shave, I dont trust myself waxing ans im not getting my bits out for a stranger! plenty of my friends feel the same
Ashley868 10
Not true. I shave. I'm too much of a wimp to get a wax.
skitzymew 19
I also shave down there. Waxing is just a scary thought. As for the condom statement you made, it wouldn't have helped in this situation; it was skin to skin contact.
strngr2hrslf 10
You know the funny thing about this is that is a federal offense and can result in prison time I would turn her in because that is very serious
Euphrates 10
I'm so sorry that girl had to be thirsty!