Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
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hairynips
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML
Infected
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
alaskan1989
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
SterlingSilver91
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I shaved my lady bits for the first time to surprise my husband, who I haven't seen in months due to deployment. I ended up with razor burn and my dim-witted husband believes I cheated on him and that it's an STD. Nothing will tell him otherwise. FML
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eyepuppy 31
seriously, how stupid can you be?
Pleonasm 35
Happiness is only real when shared. Or is that Herpes?
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tenderteddy82 4
You can't trust strangers with your reproductive organs. Also, everyone please be advised, unless its covering your pelvis, CONDOMS DON'T PREVENT HERPES!
BMurphy55 1
**** that hella sucks...I hope the pussy was at least worth it!!
Bigfabthetruth52 22
You must have been one thirsty muthafuka to even try and believe that.
LtDansLegs509 2
134 my mom always told me "If they smoke, you poke!" I do have to say that thankfully I haven't gotten anything despite being a moron and not wearing a condom for the past 8 years
love_me_electric 20
There's always a chance you're carrying something, since certain STIs don't have symptoms in men. Pretty selfish to not wear a condom if you've never been checked, since you might be unknowingly infecting women (who WILL experience symptoms).
sammyjanette 17
Lol I hope that was some good and memorable sex because it just SEVERELY limited your ability to get future sex. This is why you shouldn't sleep with strangers or people who you haven't gotten tested with! Yuck!
martin8337 35
Soooooo not giggity.
stoych 19
By the sounds of it you are lucky that 'this girl you had sex with' only gave you an std and not a child support request.......
Bigfabthetruth52 22
In some cases thats preferring death over having a child.
tbabyfosho 7
Condoms will not prevent stds like herpes and crabs. these stds are transferred by the area around the genitals coming into contact with one another. I'm not trying to justify that it is partially OPs fault. Just saying a condom would not have prevented the spread of said rash.
lizzy_babyy 9
holy shit FYL!
love_me_electric 20
Everyone saying he should've worn a condom: Condoms do almost nothing to protect you from herpes! If you don't want herpes then don't sleep around.