Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
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hairynips
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML
Infected
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
alaskan1989
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
SterlingSilver91
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I shaved my lady bits for the first time to surprise my husband, who I haven't seen in months due to deployment. I ended up with razor burn and my dim-witted husband believes I cheated on him and that it's an STD. Nothing will tell him otherwise. FML
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eyepuppy 31
seriously, how stupid can you be?
Pleonasm 35
Happiness is only real when shared. Or is that Herpes?
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Axel5238 29
Possible the chick didn't know. However, hooking up with someone you don't know is more dangerous now than ever. There are a frightening amount of kids that sleep around like it doesn't matter. Wrap it up and use discretion. Just because some chick wants to sleep with you doesn't mean you should.
Harrison38 5
thats illegal take it to court
liaRawr 9
I'm laughing but I feel for you
tattooed_bb 18
Even if it would have seemed like she had nothing, you should still protect yourself. You could have caught something without having any symptoms and then you could have passed it onto someone else unknowingly.
ni0ve 9
ydi for trusting someone else with ur health
limabeans101029 20
I don't really have a problem with people who have one night stands, go home with a stranger if you must, but if you notice an STD-like rash on them I think it's a pretty stupid idea to carry on.
edwin1 5
Thinking with the wrong head!
trakaray001 4
Well you kind of deserved it cause you should have wore a condom
gpg5 19
You have the right to sue
austinj93 3
you can actually sue her!