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  tybtab  |  5

COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

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  krazy_glu3  |  0

Tell her 'please don't get mad if you notice herpe like bumps on your gentalia. Sorry in advance'

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  Deathhound  |  25

Oh man, I hope you don't have a rash, lol

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  Xtra_Cheddar  |  3

Don't give birth wrap your girth

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  zachherbert  |  10

Don't be a fool, wrap your spool? No One fish two fish, red fish blue fish? The cat on the hat, took a big shat? Look at that monkey, get down and spunky? Why I no GOOD at witty sex rhymes?

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  monkeys1315  |  0

You should probably get that checked out

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Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy! Wait, that doesn't fit. Take it slow, make her blow. No, that's not it, either. Ahh, I've got it now. DON'T FUCK NASTY BITCHES! That's better.

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  armyboy00025  |  3

Cage the snake, then shake and bake Wrap it with foil before you check her oil Cover your vein then drive her insane Wrap your stump before you hump Cover Ol' Willy then bang her silly Don't be a dumby, cum on her tummy

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  morgan320  |  0

Please... Teach me how to be so awesome.

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  baddud300  |  6

Please don't be mad but I just left my bag full of $100 bills and I'm going to need you to watch it for me.

By  diva_lulu  |  0

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