By SterlingSilver91 - 03/09/2011 23:49 - Canada

By SterlingSilver91 - 03/09/2011 23:49 - Canada
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At least she told you bout it
No Glove No Love!
If you think she's spunky wrap your monkey
Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool.
Damn you 27 with your combo breaking abilities!
You'll get an infection if you don't use protection!
Oh man, I hope you don't have a rash, lol
Don't be daft, wrap your shaft !
Ahh, the gift that keeps on giving!
Don't be a fool, wrap your spool? No One fish two fish, red fish blue fish? The cat on the hat, took a big shat? Look at that monkey, get down and spunky? Why I no GOOD at witty sex rhymes?
Well then they obviously didnt use a condom, so OP shouldve said "if you notice you're pregnant, my bad"
@ 106 I was going to say the same thing, but you beat me to it :(
Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy! Wait, that doesn't fit. Take it slow, make her blow. No, that's not it, either. Ahh, I've got it now. DON'T FUCK NASTY BITCHES! That's better.
when she's about to lick, wrap your dick
Don't be hick, cover your dick...
nice ISMFOF reference ;D
This comment made my day!
Yeah, she said sorry too!
Don't be an idiot! Schlick it before she licks it!
Wow. Anytime a conversation starts with please don't be mad or we need to talk it never ends well!!
And never start off a sentence with "your ****** mother..."
Your ******* mother.... Is the greatest person I ever met.
Please... Teach me how to be so awesome.
Please don't be mad but I just left my bag full of $100 bills and I'm going to need you to watch it for me.
Ya I learned that one the hard way!
thats ******* gross.
wrong FML glitter...
I'm pretty sure they were making a reference. :D
Wouldn't telling him in advance be telling him BEFORE doing it?
I suggest getting "the test"
And asking her what you should be testing for.
One of those ones that tell you what career you are suited to. I suggest funeral parlor director for you
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Show it anywayHaha spot on
Yeah really. Suprised to had the guts to tell you!
I'm not just positive, I'm HIV positive.
I think that was the point...
It was suppose to be an STD joke...
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At least she told you bout it
Wow. Anytime a conversation starts with please don't be mad or we need to talk it never ends well!!