Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
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hairynips
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML
Infected
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
alaskan1989
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
SterlingSilver91
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I shaved my lady bits for the first time to surprise my husband, who I haven't seen in months due to deployment. I ended up with razor burn and my dim-witted husband believes I cheated on him and that it's an STD. Nothing will tell him otherwise. FML
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eyepuppy 31
seriously, how stupid can you be?
Pleonasm 35
Happiness is only real when shared. Or is that Herpes?
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Dcm210 19
Sue that bitch for medical pay.
strngr2hrslf 10
You know the funny thing about this is that lying or not telling a person about your stds is a federal offense because the government keeps a list of those people and can result in prison time I would turn her in because that is very serious
Ziggy122 15
Condoms, brah. Use 'em.
janiiine 5
Oh, I'm so sorry OP that's awful of her. She's just made someone's life a lot sadder and it was so easily prevented by a warning.
perdix 29
Who gave her permission to shave you down there while you slept? Razor bump burn is the worst -- you'd be better off with herpes!
littlexlune 16
It's sad how easily people can lie to and take advantage of others. Is getting laid really that crucial? Sorry OP. Start treatment right away.
swtgrl29 2
Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.
splitintwo 6
Yikes. If you live in the US it is considered a crime to lie about having an STI. Although you should have put a condom on... seriously.
skitzymew 19
It was skin to skin contact. A condom would not have mattered.
ksks1234 33
If you are having casual sex, use a condom. If anything looks remotely not right, do not proceed.
diving_fml 30
maybe a shot could cure it.