Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
hairynips
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML
Infected
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
alaskan1989
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
SterlingSilver91
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I shaved my lady bits for the first time to surprise my husband, who I haven't seen in months due to deployment. I ended up with razor burn and my dim-witted husband believes I cheated on him and that it's an STD. Nothing will tell him otherwise. FML
Top comments
eyepuppy 31
seriously, how stupid can you be?
Pleonasm 35
Happiness is only real when shared. Or is that Herpes?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (150)
Snowbunnnny159 4
whata fooooool!
cheesebond 29
"Doesn't matter had sex!" -Akon
Inked0803 12
It's not herpes if it's everywhere or is it?
hannahn1492 7
I was with my ex for 2 years, he cheated on me, and he gave me an std. It's not always your fault. The girl was a bitch not to tell you. But being a victim and it not being my fault what so ever... it pisses me off a bit that everyone is so rude about it. Not his fault for trusting someone. Her fault for being an inconsiderate bitch.
Xalandra 17
It's his fault for believing some random girl who would've obviously said anything just to get him to stick it in. OP should've known better than to have sex with a girl who had a rash on her vag.
StarrliteFire 7
That's totally your fault for being horny and having sex with a random girl
doLLe 21
You are a moron for believing that.
Ruschnav 6
I hope you do know that you can make a case about her not telling you about the STD I forget where I got this info from (I believe it was a sex ed class) but apparently you can. Best of luck.
nikolkaw 9
Looks like anybody can be Quagmire
mesahus 5
So... You cut yourself with a razer? ;D
hordriss 14
Should have wrapped up your willy.
llnursingll 10
If you seen them, why would you sleep with her?!?!?! what did the doctor say it was??? (I am assuming you went to the Doc) .