Love: Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the...

By Aintnosunshine - 31/12/2008 03:48 - France

Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML

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By nikto - 03/06/2011 01:01

Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By Isitreallythatbad, - 22/12/2013 05:37 - United States

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "nope", and walked out. FML

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By WTF - 26/10/2010 16:55 - United States

Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML

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By James C - 18/04/2012 08:48 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied, "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 06:56 - Australia

Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 18:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

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By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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She's a keeper

By Anonymous - 17/01/2023 04:00

Today, I had a Tinder date with a girl who lied about her age; she was 22 but had told me she was 37. She used the word “like” seven times in the same sentence and and announced she expected me to pay her entire bill. I just walked away, so she threw a waiter's tray at the back of my head. FML

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minnie481 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:37

Well know you know why she is not taken.

Finnboghi 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 6:06

Also she's a shallow bitch.

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Finnboghi 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 6:06

Also she's a shallow bitch.

minnie481 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:37

Well know you know why she is not taken.

blobxmaster13 0

Monday 25 May 2009 6:27

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cmac86 23

Thursday 11 June 2009 3:49

Shallow bitch. Good thing you didn't go out with her.

happygoluckyhh 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:02

Get over it.

KevinB_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 3:31

HAHAHA! You lost her at "Hello"... sorry but it was funny. Hope the other dates were better.

Nacirema20 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 0:39

Ouch... thats ****** up... :-/ wat a bitch... FYL.

Shyman4ever 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:35

No wonder she's single

briiana012 3

Sunday 6 June 2010 12:43

ohh poor rejection dnt worry she isnt worth it lmfao

rjeezy14 0

Monday 7 June 2010 10:00

lol daaam she's a bitch

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