Lost in translation

By Anonymous - 20/06/2022 22:00

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got a sexy new tattoo as a surprise for me. It’s on her boob in Japanese, next to a pair of sexy lips, and she claims it says "Oral Queen." I'm fluent in Japanese so I wish she'd asked for my help first, because it actually translates to "Mouth Ruler" which is not sexy at all. FML
I agree, your life sucks 933
You deserved it 221

Same thing different taste

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Maybe a Mouth Ruler is not sexy, but it sure is useful. How else would you know how big your mouth is? The good news for you is while she is reigning on your junk, you most likely won't be seeing the idiomatically incorrect tattoo. You're a little uptight about language. If I was receiving good oral sex, she could throw around a lot of unnecessary literally's, and I'd let it go.

Honestly that sounds hilarious. Sucks for both of you though and I’m sorry

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Maybe a Mouth Ruler is not sexy, but it sure is useful. How else would you know how big your mouth is? The good news for you is while she is reigning on your junk, you most likely won't be seeing the idiomatically incorrect tattoo. You're a little uptight about language. If I was receiving good oral sex, she could throw around a lot of unnecessary literally's, and I'd let it go.

Honestly that sounds hilarious. Sucks for both of you though and I’m sorry

Well, it sounds like her heart (and mouth) was in the right place.