apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Anonymous
Receipe ideas
Today, after I was surprised by my husband announcing he was coming off the drink and going to the gym to get in shape, I found out that I've been such a fool, as it turns out the pre-workout shakes he kept making contained about 5 shots of vodka, so he could drink at home without me moaning. FML
suckstobefat
Canada
Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
brittrod
United States
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Mimi
Vallejo, United States
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML
Anonymous
Egg mode
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Glutton
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Username
United States
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
hungry
United States
Today, is the fourth day of my husband's and my new diet and exercise routine. I've already caught him eating junk food 4 times. He has lost 2 lbs and I've gained 3. FML
fatty milkshakes
United States
Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein powder with chocolate milk mix and brown sugar. Since I work out frequently, I've been consuming large amounts of this and have gained at least 10 pounds of fat. His reason? I turned his bookbag inside out. Once. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11
Slip penis enlargement pills in his drinks. ;D
Miss_Michaela 10
Well, show him that you think he's constipated by slipping laxatives into his morning coffee.
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xochi417 1
Also, is he subject to "drug testing" at his job for example? The mind reels with possible revenge schemes!!! Leave our G-D smoothies alone, gentlemen. Or you may live to regret.
mightymart 5
Im gonna be an asshole here but YDI. Stop drinking smoothies every morning, no wonder youre fat...
mistressmadness 0
Great husband.
ashleyiowa12 3
Ummm that's horrible, you could've gotten sick from it or something. Many diet pills aren't safe for everyone. What an idiot.
iancomings 3
167 u r a sexist pig and a shut in its not only women men are extreemly pressured. at least here in jersey. and the woman has compleat controkl of the relationship not the man
42billybob 5
Every comment has a little blue "reply" link. Use it. I also have to side with your opponent. Women have a lot more pressure to be attractive. I think it's because there's some social bias that men have to do the courting, which puts the burden of the man on confidence & ability to entertain. Where as the woman has to work with looks alone to catch a man's interest. So they put in more effort and raise the bar on each other. That and tearing down competition is easier outright beating it, so the pressure from other women becomes direct, intentional, and even malicious. I don't envy it.
iancomings 3
167 u r a sexist pig and a shut in its not only women men are extreemly pressured. at least here in jersey. and the woman has compleat controkl of the relationship not the man
marissa246 0
aw well atleast he didnt come out and say " your fat"
SamanthaanJordan 3
That's BS, he should love no just the way you are!!
Orangejuicebaby 4
What a jerk... Maybe, you should buy him some penis enlargement pills and see how much he likes it. :)
DarthVader77 9
Women, men and a long lost struggle with obesity.never-ending source of inspiration