He hit the jackpot lol XD.

Well that's not creepy at all...

3sum? I'm soooo original

duuuuude....that sucks dirty, hairy, monkey balls. tell your mom? or run away?

This is his plan: One step at a time.

then your mom has an odd taste in guys, wouldn't ya say?

Use a rat trap.

Does he pee in her butt?

poor OP be safe :)

this would be any stalkers fantasy having sex with the person who gave birth to you....that's hot

#40 well whatever makes her happy

Unfortunately, there's a good chance that her MOM'S boyfriend is wayyy older than the op.

So? Age is only but a number honey.

Could be a boy, so it might be a bad idea!

kinky.

Age also lets people know how limp your penis is, how many wrinkles you have, and how many white hairs you have.

30, don't be a hater!

agreed

You must be really dense not to consider that he's dating her mom to get to her.

You must all be ignorant to not know he's a terrorist planting a snuke inside her mom's snatch to get revenge on the OP's cruel indifference!

there's a snuke in your snizz!

I believe so, my good sir. I believe so.

Not really, I would worry more about the Grammar Nazi's.

The Grammar Nazi's what? =3.

I chuckled.