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That sucks dude
Op maybe shes rooting for the other team and she's just with you for another reason. :-/
Actually, it doesn't "suck".
It might suck she said she wouldn't touch it she never said she wouldn't blow it
#39 It's not the most important, but it's one thing if she says she's not ready *yet*, and another entirely different one if she says that she'll *never* want to get close to his dick.
True, 49, true. But I think that the most important thing in this issue is her age. If she's seventeen and find penises slash intercourse horrifying, then she (and OP) has a serious issue. However, if she's about 14 years old, time will probably change her opinion about this subject. Your comment made me remember the 14-year-old "I will never give a ******* because it's disgusting!" me. The *never* has become a lie, eventhough I was really convinced about it at that time. So let's hope that OP's girlfriend will also become more mature about it. Sex isn't everything, but I think it's the most deeply and intense expression of the love between two human beings.
What do you mean 'are not that important?' shouldn't it be 'is not that important?' I'm no grammar nazi, but that mistake is a grade school error...
I don't think it's right to say she has a serious issue if she's 17 and finds a penis horrifying - she might be a lesbian.
If a woman still feels that way at the age of 21, then there's a problem. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18 years old. And, up until I turned 20, I still was really uncomfortable with it. I think 21 is a safe age for one to know if they're sexually comfortable or not. OP, give her time. She may come around. When the time does come around, let her know how you feel about it. Sex is nothing to be disgusted about or ashamed of. It just needs to happen at the right time when the feelings are mutual between the two of you. Hang in there, OP! :)
Keep in mind, 49, that the FML is written from the OP's point of view; the "never" may be an exaggeration. An alternate possibility, for example, is that she just doesn't want to in the immediate future, and the OP may have misunderstood or misrepresented her wording.
You really had to bring that into this? :P
43, Prepare to be thumbed up by the narrow minded self involved assholes who can't accept that others may have a different way of thinking about their own lives and that, despite being none of your ******* business, because it doesn't ascribe to the definitive romantic archetype it must therefore be wrong.
That's fine, but the people who thumbed this guy down just for saying (neutrally, non-offensively) that sex isn't a big deal to him, are pretty easy to read. Besides, what makes you think your input is welcomed? Go post your long winded, pretentious, crap somewhere else. You must have a lot of time on your hands to go constantly trying sucking the humor out of every other FML and taking the side of the underdog even when you obviously don't buy into the views you're defending. Very sad. Act your age.
What gave you the idea I thought my input is welcomed? I don't really care if it is or isn't...It exists, get over it. I appreciate that you seem to be following my comments though. I'll be sure to post more often so you've got something worth reading.
There's a first time for everything.
Well at least you don't have to worry about Indiana Jones molesting you.
Guess you're not getting any! :(
You don't say
I think he did
And she's your girlfriend why?
Because a relationship is more than just sex? Maybe she's a super model or something and doesn't want to have sex or something. And she is just teasing him really bad.
or maybe she's a bitch
Forgive my confusion but... What does being a supermodel have to do with not wanting to have sex? What did I miss?
or maybe she's a bitch
32, just stop. Would you seriously date someone that joked around about something like that and, apparently, had ZERO interest in sex? Yeah, relationships aren't all about sex. But there has to be some degree of intimacy.
Agreed, 62. But asexuality is an actual thing, despite the gross misrepresentation on House a little while ago. 'Intimacy' does not require sex.
Or maybe she's a bitchy lesbian? And just doesn't realize the lesbian part?
An asexual creature is one that reproduces on its own if I'm correct... Correct me if I'n wrong but human beings are not nor have ever been asexual.
Asexual for humans means "not interested by sex"
Unless you're still in high school you should probably break up with her.
94, that's asexual reproduction. Asexuality as it applies to humans is an identity or an orientation. You know, like how 'homosexual' is an orientation. 102, you're just a little off the mark. It's not a simple disinterest, we actually don't experience sexual attraction. Many aces do have sex drives and enjoy the act of sex, but to some of us it's little more than recreation, and has about as much meaning in our partnerships as going out to lunch. It's just a thing.
109- Sex is not the only to obtain pleasure...
143- it doesn't matter what it can be used for, because he will be using it by himself. What possible good could ever come from a relationship where the woman refuses to be around his unit ever? It only causes mental pain for him his entire life. Yeah right, sign ME up for a lifetime of rejection.
Well I guess instead of masturbating you can call it snake handling now.
Hahaha... Not funny.
Haha... Not funny. Not a good joke. OP, nice girlfriend.
Must have been better than you thought it didn't get downed in shame
Maybe she'll get over it? ._.
He'd rather she 'get around it'!
Get her to the zoo, maybe she likes hairy monkey tails ;)
That wasn't funny. It should be more like: She should become a herpetologist and learn about millions of different kinds of snakes and ones that are okay to touch and ones that aren't.
60, your picture + comment made me laugh, you look like scared pony asking his mum.
Wait a minute, the Stig doesn't talk and most certainly would not make some of the worst comments on FML. Hey everyone 33's a phony! A big fat phony!
This particular snake will happen spit up on her
Some cases you have to have you hand around it for a while before it spits though.
And in some cases it just spits on you with no warning D:
Damn, let's hope she changes her mind.
Well, you better find someone that is into touching snakes then.
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Well I guess instead of masturbating you can call it snake handling now.
That sucks dude