Judus_beej

About Judus_beej

I\\\'m a lucky husband and father. I don\\\'t like \\\"popular\\\" music. I prefer metal and hard rock. But have a wide range also. My favorite bands are soundgarden and system of a down. I also like to read. Mirikami, foley, Moore, sedaris are some of my favorites. If you have any thing just say just say it.

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Judus_beej's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 2 November 2010 16:26 / Canada

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 18 December 2010 05:21 / United States

Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 4 December 2010 23:28 / United Kingdom

Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words "You're fired." FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 4 December 2010 00:14 / United States

Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 4 December 2010 00:11 / United States

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