Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
nekoneko
United States
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
PetitPrincePerdu
United States
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
justdancebbyx3
United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Anonymous
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
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olivesaur 0
ew
allmidnighteyes 11
So it would appear Edward Cullen likes the older ladies, too...
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Comments (142)
windergirl6 0
ewwwwwwww
jpineda 0
this app is weird people bitching about their lives if your on here you don't have one half of these Fml are fake anyways
labudamike 6
yea I noticed that too
nnamkcalbaht78 0
Do your mom knows?
Selena_is_back 7
Does your mom know about your spelling and grammar?
shay224ah 5
haha! ^
zoroaster74 1
I see opportunities for some good, old fashioned incest in your near future!
germangermangerm 0
3some!!
DarDarAttack 0
Better speed up and do something about it before the molestation process begins.
MaJiN_fml 2
try not to get violated
aardvarkish 17
It seems like "Stalking" is getting a lighter definition as years go by. In the old days, stalking was a hunting tactic. Now, it seems like being in the same space with some one is "Stalking".
TheDrifter 24
Only if you happen to look in their direction.
TheBigDawg 8
@60: Ugh, I know. I found an ex-girlfriend I hadn't spoken to since she dumped me almost a decade ago, on Myspace's random user search...thingy....a year ago . I send her "Hi, long time no talk, what's new with you?" and she responds back "Please don't contact me anymore, I feel you're stalking me". ....right, because not speaking to someone in eight years and then saying hi over Myspace is stalking.
aardvarkish 17
100, I've accused of saying something that made me a "creeper," which if you know me, was like winning ten internets in one fell swoop, but I've not yet had the pleasure of being accused of stalking. An important thing to remember is that if the victim was surprised by an attack from something that spent a great deal of time sneaking up through concealment to the vantage point, then the victim was stalked. If not, then not so much...
apv12 0
so tell your mom that so she can get rid of her psycho boyfriend