Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
nekoneko
United States
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
PetitPrincePerdu
United States
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
justdancebbyx3
United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Anonymous
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
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olivesaur 0
ew
allmidnighteyes 11
So it would appear Edward Cullen likes the older ladies, too...
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mcr0cutie 0
ew.
kiki1991_fml 0
B.E.W.A.R.E!
ThreeSheetsGone 12
He's not a stalker if he doesn't have some of your underwear. Just sayin'...
Okachobiii 0
Whoop his ass
easwhitey 0
Apparently he didn't do that well a job at "stalking" if you caught him doing it. Maybe he's training for his night job (Professional thief, specializing in B&E's.)
iheartglasses 0
"B&E? Bacon and eggs you say? No. Although Id love some bacon and eggs. They are delicious." I love Dane Cook :)
Kar98 6
I've seen that one on the Lifetime channel.
Dave7276 0
some ones getting surprise buttsecks !!!!
padlockd 9
I'm just wondering how this could possibly be the OP's fault. Also, that sucks.
rawrineedcandy 0
ughhh ewww