Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 063

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2017 14:00

Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML

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Love is love

By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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You deserved it 257

By PetitPrincePerdu - 08/05/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML

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Hey!

By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

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You deserved it 4 785

By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

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You deserved it 3 014

By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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All in the family

By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 02:02

Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML

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olivesaur 0

Friday 26 November 2010 15:59

ew

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 26 November 2010 16:03

So it would appear Edward Cullen likes the older ladies, too...

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mcr0cutie 0

Friday 26 November 2010 18:50

ew.

kiki1991_fml 0

Friday 26 November 2010 19:02

B.E.W.A.R.E!

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Friday 26 November 2010 19:08

He's not a stalker if he doesn't have some of your underwear. Just sayin'...

Okachobiii 0

Friday 26 November 2010 20:02

Whoop his ass

easwhitey 0

Friday 26 November 2010 20:58

Apparently he didn't do that well a job at "stalking" if you caught him doing it. Maybe he's training for his night job (Professional thief, specializing in B&E's.)

iheartglasses 0

Friday 26 November 2010 22:24

"B&E? Bacon and eggs you say? No. Although Id love some bacon and eggs. They are delicious." I love Dane Cook :)

Kar98 6

Friday 26 November 2010 22:31

I've seen that one on the Lifetime channel.

Dave7276 0

Friday 26 November 2010 23:43

some ones getting surprise buttsecks !!!!

padlockd 9

Saturday 27 November 2010 1:36

I'm just wondering how this could possibly be the OP's fault. Also, that sucks.

rawrineedcandy 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 2:20

ughhh ewww

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Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML

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