All in the family

By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 02:02

Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
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alex_jaguara 31
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Sweet home Alabama!

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dasin 17
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these i cant understand to well. so you live in the same area, but never visited other members of the family? last name didnt trigger warning bells?

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dasin 17
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these i cant understand to well. so you live in the same area, but never visited other members of the family? last name didnt trigger warning bells?

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raven_of_azarath 34
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Different last names, maybe the son of an estranged family member, and mom was meeting him “for the first time.” It’s entirely plausible.

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RichardPencil 30
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What's the problem? The birth defects caused by inbreeding are not as common as thought. There's a pretty good chance you won't have a brood of morons.

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coius 23

Interestingly, very few times I agree with you, but yes, you are correct. Only reason this became and issue, was because it happened many generations in a row. Although law may not allow you to get married, unless you go around saying you effed your cousin, I doubt anyone around you would know (unless the mother is totally effed up and tells everyone about it)

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brenniman 10

So you've been banging a blood relative for quite some time now?

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alex_jaguara 31
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Sweet home Alabama!

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OrySoma 11

Alabama 12 million people, 12 last names

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Wadlaen 23

Well, Keep it in the family, as they say😜

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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How many more of these are going to be published? Depending on where you live, it's not against the law to bang a cousin.

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coius 23

Incest is best, A family that lays together, stays together. Another one is Incest: fun the whole family can partake in. Best to keep it all in the family.

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coius 23

“Paddle faster, I hear banjos!” - Homer J. Simpson

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