Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML

Love is love

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML

Hey!

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

Fight your own battles

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

All in the family

Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML