Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2017 14:00

Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML

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Love is love

By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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By PetitPrincePerdu - 08/05/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

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By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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All in the family

By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 02:02

Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML

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olivesaur 0

Friday 26 November 2010 15:59

ew

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 26 November 2010 16:03

So it would appear Edward Cullen likes the older ladies, too...

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Mezzannine 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 3:12

Be optomistic, Maybe he was trying to get with you to be in a position to have sex with your mother. It's like the Ugly sister manouver... Only it's with your mum.

StrictlyMCH 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 3:55

Lol.

Aniblecoby 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 7:16

huzzah!

KyleIsSoFine 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 9:52

Double fail.

shortystar_fml 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 11:28

tell ur mom he's only dating her to get close to u

gtrgdss 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 13:06

wow he's really committed to this stalking you thing! wow!!

17tessi1989 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 14:28

you sure he's stalking ?

chaosdance 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 16:12

My friend has the EXACT same problem..:( If this is her, I'm soooo srry! I hope it gets metter with that damn boyfriend!

pinkskye97 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 19:12

That's gonna make christmas awkward....

eatlesschipmunks 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 22:30

He needs to pick one

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Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

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Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML

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