Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Noname
United States
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
nekoneko
United States
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
PetitPrincePerdu
United States
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
justdancebbyx3
United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Anonymous
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
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olivesaur 0
ew
allmidnighteyes 11
So it would appear Edward Cullen likes the older ladies, too...
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Comments (142)
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
well I doubt he's stalking you now, probably your mom.
ItsJustMak 0
lol:D
TaylorTheBoss 4
I would have karate kicked him in the left retina..
PantherB 0
who would say that you deserve this? that's creepy!
Xythenol 6
Well. It might not be TOO bad if your mom's a cougar :D
perdix 31
Read "Lolita" for some helpful hints and tricks, you saucy nymphet!
loveurlifeJK 5
Finally a 'Lolita' refrence! Thank goodness. :)
YouMentalFreaks 3
Op, I think you should be scared. If you haven't told your mom yet, you might want to. Why didn't you bring 'your stalker' situation up with her before she started dating? I'm pretty sure you might have known if your mom was 'talking' to someone. Anyways, Op, Fyl. Just bring it up with her(:
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree! It's time to sit down with your mom and have a little heart to heart. Try and give her examples or proof though as your mom may come across as defensive and protective of her boyfriend. If she doesn't believe you at first, give her time and just keep filling her in on what happened today, type thing, and then hopefully everything will be fine! I know people use the word stalker very loosely, but be careful and always trust your instincts!
veritas007 0
I admire his dedication to get close to you!
Flammin8 0
better get a restraining order, or taser..those are more fun.
jazlon21 0
that's so gross and creepy...did you tell your mom yet???