Today, I found out my neighbor ordered parking tickets for everyone on the block. My car was 4 inches into his driveway, but not obstructing his exit in any way. That didn't stop him from calling in, on a Sunday, at 8 AM, an 88 dollar ticket. He also left a note "Your parking sucks, love, Greg." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
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perdix 31
Why don't you let him stick his "vehicle" 4 inches into your "driveway" and see if you feel violated?
mandacakes 0
maybe u shouldnt be parking in HIS driveway at all
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BeeSkwaird 0
How does one drive woman? (Is that like driving women crazy, or are you actually saddling up on a female and going for a joyride?) Okay, okay, I'm done making fun of your grammar.
makesfunofyou 0
wow ******* **** GREG, you better do some serious shit to him, **** him up
Cant_Touch_This_ 0
"LOVE greg?" He SOOOOO wants to bang the shit out of you. This ticket was supposed to be an icebreaker. What a dipshit.
disgruntled_stdt 0
Given that there's a woman in our lot with a large Lexus SUV who appears to be completely oblivious to the presence of lines, and given that you are too a woman, I'm going to bet this was your fault. If you consider my sample size and the total lack of variance, I believe my conclusion is sound.
lamenessabounds 0
oven cleaner on his paint job. that will cost him more than $88
Argerkrieger 0
Well, you could try not parking in his driveway. Just saying to use some common sense. Would have saved you a decent amount of money.
filmburner 0
Ah, I see you must live in SF... $88 ticket for parking into a driveway. I got the same thing on Funston the other day and my car wasn't even into the driveways. I hate parking in SF, the city makes hundreds of dollars on me every year.
SamIsSoaked 0
happens to me all the time. wish I had a big truck to knock my inconsiderate neighbours cars the **** out of my way! I pay taxes and bonds too! I own as much of my drive way as you do of yours. OP your and idiot! you totally deserve it!!!
mommy2cassidy 18
*you're*
buddas_angel 0
Ahhh the parking wars, gotta love it! As almost everyone else here has said, YDI. And as for those saying that Greg is a dick or had too much time on his hands consider this: When you have to deal with assholes that don't know how to park on a daily basis, especially if you are in a hurry to get to work or wherever, eventually you get fed up. I'm just guessing here but I would not be suprised if Greg has tried everything that he can to get people to park correctly next to his drive from leaving a note to actually talking to that person if he saw them and I'll bet that everything that he tried failed so he did some research and found out that he could get people ticketed. Enough people get ticketed and the word gets around not to block Gregs drive unless you like shelling out $88. OP, assholes like you should not even be driving if you can not respect the laws!
ragsy 7
He sounds like an asshole. Unless you park like that every say.