Today, I found out my neighbor ordered parking tickets for everyone on the block. My car was 4 inches into his driveway, but not obstructing his exit in any way. That didn't stop him from calling in, on a Sunday, at 8 AM, an 88 dollar ticket. He also left a note "Your parking sucks, love, Greg." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
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perdix 31
Why don't you let him stick his "vehicle" 4 inches into your "driveway" and see if you feel violated?
mandacakes 0
maybe u shouldnt be parking in HIS driveway at all
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Comments (90)
nomorewhoppers 0
well someones a couch potato with a side of ass
xanxer 0
The whole block? I wouldn't want to be Greg at the community picnic in the summer.
firebirdkillz26 0
"Accidentally" collide into his car with your bike and leave a note on his car stating "apparently my bike riding skills suck too, whooopsie."
Brak_Spaceman 19
poop in your milk
ilovepotatoes_fml 0
Tomorrow, block his entire driveway.
dangletsbang21 0
52 you are not funny, killing cats is wrong!
kitties5 0
52 you are funny and killing the cat is the right thing to do
Tiger171 13
Do the same thing back to him and see how that retard likes it.
Mark_Aracle 0
Can't people just talk face to face any more? I've had similar problems with my own neighbours. If they'd simply have said, "Please don't do X, it inconveniences/bothers us because of Y" then the problem would be solved with minimal hassle. Instead, they phone the police and let a whole fiasco pan out from there. My neighbours in particular called the police for "disturbing the peace". By-laws for my area specifically state that noise is permitted (within reason, including construction) between the hours of 9am and 10pm. Rather than simply telling me over the fence, they pulled the police away from more important jobs (I live in South Africa, and crime on the other side of the valley in which I live is quite severe) to my house just to say, "We can't do anything about it, but we're here to tell you that your neighbours have complained." They said I was using an angle grinder at 8am. I was in fact removing tiles from a bathroom wall at 10am, with a small hammer and a chisel. I fully understand the OP's position, Greg is being a passive-aggressive dickwad, my 7 year old brother is more mature...
wriptidez 0
hes ballsy wow