By excusemeprincess - 11/02/2013 17:08 - United States - Middle Island
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I'm the person who posted this. I just forgot to log in. Anyway, I DID kick him in his deku nuts and walk out on him. Thanks for all your hilarious comments guys. :)
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Wow. I feel like a cliche comment should go here. like. "I hope you dump him" or something along those lines. Because you really deserve better than that. Nobody should have to put up with some guy doing that kind of stuff.
I'm sorry that happened OP. Hopefully, he is now an EX-boyfriend.
Your boyfriend has the Triforce of Douchebaggery. You should kick him in his little Deku nuts.
Maybe she was a fairy he was planning to put in a jar for a rainy day.
67: Maybe it's part of being a total nerd, but I always wonder when Mario will just say "fuck it" and just stop rescuing the apparently witless princess. She needs a laser-fortified security system, and she really, REALLY needs to stop hiring those pussy-ass Toads to mind the castle premises (or at least give them some weapons). Furthermore, Mario needs to stop flying off and doing bullshit at the wrongest times ever. If Super Mario Bros. 2 has taught me anything, Peach can go adventuring WITH MARIO. Oh well.
She should look skyward, and not give him so much as a link to her past, as this is the twilight of their relationship. Though this one has diminished, a new one will wake in its place as soon as the sand in the hourglass has disappeared ... or so the oracle said.