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FML - The follow-up

Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML

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I'm the person who posted this. I just forgot to log in. Anyway, I DID kick him in his deku nuts and walk out on him. Thanks for all your hilarious comments guys. :)
By excusemeprincess - / Monday 11 February 2013 17:08 / United States - Middle Island
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By  kyleekay  |  24

Why would you not dress up as Zelda? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I doubt a dude wants to pretend he is canoodling with a male video game character. I get that he likes the game, I just really feel like a Zelda costume would be a sexier choice.

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  iTsbSkuLLy  |  8

Thumb up from me. I thumbed down by mistake. Stupid App.

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  wildcat90  |  1

Hell yeah!!! Mine too

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  tjv3  |  9

Damn OP that sucks and for him to be so careless to bring home a stripper who knows what kind of stds she could have. That's just sad I hate cheaters

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  iBeCareless  |  7

Birthday threesome...

By  Darksoul09  |  16

Wow. I feel like a cliche comment should go here. like. "I hope you dump him" or something along those lines. Because you really deserve better than that. Nobody should have to put up with some guy doing that kind of stuff.

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  AKGirlinSD  |  20

It's very clear that OP's (hopefully) now ex-boyfriend had an awesome girlfriend and he was too stupid to even see it. OP, you're pretty much every guys' fantasy and a lot of girls' too!

By  ducki1989  |  4

I'm sorry that happened OP. Hopefully, he is now an EX-boyfriend.

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  Wishez  |  12

Sorry for my comment, I thought 3's comment was on a different post and so what I commented originally was irrelevant to this one and sounded pretty stupid.

By  kyleekay  |  24

Why would you not dress up as Zelda? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I doubt a dude wants to pretend he is canoodling with a male video game character. I get that he likes the game, I just really feel like a Zelda costume would be a sexier choice.

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  8lur  |  3

Weird. Same comment concept same time.

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  kyleekay  |  24

51- My line of thinking (though I could very well be wrong, mind you) was that maybe OP has tried to seduce him in unique ways before, but never quite hit the mark- like wearing a costume piece that is typical for a male character, instead of a female. So OP's boyfriend gets tired of it, and gets himself some lovin' elsewhere. It's a stretch. But hey, I never claimed that my logic wasn't weird now and again. :)

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  Ameel_fml  |  19

An attractive girl dressed as Link is still an attractive girl though. It's not like the boyfriend would have been picturing a man while having sex with his her.

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  MyCommentsSuck  |  21

"HEY LISTEN, I see you're trying to make jokes here, try a triforce joke." "One was already made." "HEY LISTEN, try a triforce joke." Sometimes I really wished I could "accidentally" hit her with something.

By  akiahara  |  14

Maybe she was a fairy he was planning to put in a jar for a rainy day.

By  akimes94  |  5

Zelda and Link. The definition of friendzoned

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  TheNewGuy03  |  26

67: Maybe it's part of being a total nerd, but I always wonder when Mario will just say "fuck it" and just stop rescuing the apparently witless princess. She needs a laser-fortified security system, and she really, REALLY needs to stop hiring those pussy-ass Toads to mind the castle premises (or at least give them some weapons). Furthermore, Mario needs to stop flying off and doing bullshit at the wrongest times ever. If Super Mario Bros. 2 has taught me anything, Peach can go adventuring WITH MARIO. Oh well.

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