feel free to come to my place...

Thumb up from me. I thumbed down by mistake. Stupid App.

Seems like on FML there are a lot of girls willing to dress up like sexy characters. Y U NO LIVE NEAR ME?!?!

Hell yeah!!! Mine too

27 - Oh the things I would do for a girl who dressed up like Princess Leia for me.

Without me having to 'force' her. Cuz that's illegal and all.

Damn OP that sucks and for him to be so careless to bring home a stripper who knows what kind of stds she could have. That's just sad I hate cheaters

Birthday threesome...

I don't suppose he suggested you both stay?

How dare you! She's a nice lady!!!

99) The Hangover reference! I officially love you =D

# 55, it is? Well, I'll have to excuse myself, for I have witnesses to take care of...

oops, nothing to see here. I wish I could delete comments. feel free to bury this.

Who WOULDN'T wanna dress up as sexy characters :D?!! I'm thinking the blue chick from Halo 4 or Misty from Pokemon haha :D

"The blue chick".
She's like my one true love!

Cortana!

70, there's a big difference between hookers and strippers.

Wow. I feel like a cliche comment should go here. like. "I hope you dump him" or something along those lines. Because you really deserve better than that. Nobody should have to put up with some guy doing that kind of stuff.

It's very clear that OP's (hopefully) now ex-boyfriend had an awesome girlfriend and he was too stupid to even see it. OP, you're pretty much every guys' fantasy and a lot of girls' too!

I'm sorry that happened OP. Hopefully, he is now an EX-boyfriend.

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Sorry for my comment, I thought 3's comment was on a different post and so what I commented originally was irrelevant to this one and sounded pretty stupid.

#3 thats the most generic thing to say

25- but I bet you have a thumbs up to darksoul09's comments.

Oops, gave*

Why would you not dress up as Zelda? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I doubt a dude wants to pretend he is canoodling with a male video game character. I get that he likes the game, I just really feel like a Zelda costume would be a sexier choice.

Weird. Same comment concept same time.

Sheik could be an alternate choice as well.

While that is true, i think it would be harder to improvise zelda's outfit than link´s.

It's just a hat... Females in that game wore the same hat anyways.

The main point is that she got nerdy and naked.

Me Gusta.

14- Oh really? I didn't realize female characters wore that same style. Thanks for the info. :)

I maybe wrong, but I doubt wearing a Zelda costume would have helped op in the situation she was in...

51- My line of thinking (though I could very well be wrong, mind you) was that maybe OP has tried to seduce him in unique ways before, but never quite hit the mark- like wearing a costume piece that is typical for a male character, instead of a female. So OP's boyfriend gets tired of it, and gets himself some lovin' elsewhere.

It's a stretch. But hey, I never claimed that my logic wasn't weird now and again. :)

Everyone is gay for Link. No exceptions.

71- it looks like you have your own fml.

An attractive girl dressed as Link is still an attractive girl though. It's not like the boyfriend would have been picturing a man while having sex with his her.

I'd rather if it were my gf, to be wearing the link costume, it's cute on a girl n distinctive, where most of Zelda's outfits have been very generic.

just sayin, but a link hat isnt really link's whole costume, imean, a woman naked with just that hat on = pretty damn sexy in my book.

@#4 Maybe she is Zelda wearing Link's (op's boyfriend) hat while they are doing it after he saves her for the 10th time?

She shouldn't dress up as Sheik either. While Zelda and Sheik are the same person; Sheik is suppose to also be a male character in the games

Why not dress like princess Zelda?

(See comment 4)

(See time posted)

Your boyfriend has the Triforce of Douchebaggery.
You should kick him in his little Deku nuts.

Looks like he'll be playing his own Ocarina for a while

Looks like he is going to put his Master Sword in the wrong pedestal this time.

Yea I guess he'll have to pull out the Master Sword on his own

EDIT: Dammit ICastillo couldn't you have waited five minutes? D:

Sorry Pleonasm. But it was linked to the rest of the thread. I had to put it.

It appears his compass and map lead him to the wrong room.

And chest* ;)

I guess he decided to not listen to Navi, and took the wrong girl.

#102 who listens to Navi, she always says useless crap.

"HEY LISTEN, I see you're trying to make jokes here, try a triforce joke." "One was already made." "HEY LISTEN, try a triforce joke." Sometimes I really wished I could "accidentally" hit her with something.

Did he pay her in rupees...?

Lol I would if I could

Pay the whore with a Rupoor!

best.coment.ever.
Well done!

Purple rupees for good time.

Classy whores get the yellow rupees

Op, I'm sorry your thoughtfulness wasn't returned in kind. I doubt from this one example you deserved that in the least. :(

Maybe she was a fairy he was planning to put in a jar for a rainy day.

Or maybe she was a hooker... yeah, I'm going with the latter.

No imagination.

I'm imagining playing with those controls in that picture...

Sometimes, a hooker is just a hooker.

Zelda and Link.
The definition of friendzoned

Not Mario & Peach?

The nice thing about Link and Zelda's relationship is that you never know whether he's going to be friendzoning her, or the other way round.

67:



Maybe it's part of being a total nerd, but I always wonder when Mario will just say "fuck it" and just stop rescuing the apparently witless princess. She needs a laser-fortified security system, and she really, REALLY needs to stop hiring those pussy-ass Toads to mind the castle premises (or at least give them some weapons). Furthermore, Mario needs to stop flying off and doing bullshit at the wrongest times ever. If Super Mario Bros. 2 has taught me anything, Peach can go adventuring WITH MARIO. Oh well.

#100, Tell us how you really feel.