Today, I found out my neighbor ordered parking tickets for everyone on the block. My car was 4 inches into his driveway, but not obstructing his exit in any way. That didn't stop him from calling in, on a Sunday, at 8 AM, an 88 dollar ticket. He also left a note "Your parking sucks, love, Greg." FML
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Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Why don't you let him stick his "vehicle" 4 inches into your "driveway" and see if you feel violated?
mandacakes 0
maybe u shouldnt be parking in HIS driveway at all
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Comments (90)
syk900 3
Tp his house lol
insomniac8400 13
next time don't park in his driveway bitch
notepie 6
Screw him what an ass hole
dr_snow_bear 29
How about not parking on someone else's property. YDI
notsofriendly 17
How dare he report you for parking illegally? This is clearly an outrage.
missjessicamarie 14
It's illegal to park within 5 feet of a person's driveway let alone 4 inches. I learned that the hard way after getting a ticket for parking within 5 feet of MY OWN DRIVEWAY. Stupid traffic laws.
cantfixme36 28
Well honestly it's quite annoying when someone blocks any portion of my driveway, especially since I own a car that is quite large and not so easy to maneuver around things. People do it to us all the time and it's very difficult to get in and out of the driveway when they're so close
WhoLikesPie 14
when you go to slash his tires, remember to only slash three, if you do all four, the insurance will pay for it, but if you only slash three he has to pay for it
Hangryko 32
Honestly, I'm with Greg on this one. Park properly.