FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my...

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Volume_control - / Tuesday 10 November 2009 14:41 / United States

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By skullet | 0

#664475 - Tuesday 10 November 2009 20:26

control yourself, woman!

By playnejayne | 0

#664437 - Tuesday 10 November 2009 20:14

haha keep it down next time?

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By playnejayne | 0

#664437 - Tuesday 10 November 2009 20:14

haha keep it down next time?

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Mx_Rider | 6

#665281 - Wednesday 11 November 2009 6:03

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bonnieandclyde44 | 0

#871397 - Friday 19 February 2010 6:04

wtf is this?

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talbot008 | 0

#981630 - Monday 19 April 2010 3:46

what is that??

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Turfin | 0

#1117701 - Wednesday 21 July 2010 4:57

tetris

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smorales991 | 0

#1279019 - Saturday 21 August 2010 7:32

it says epic fail dumbasses

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longtimesunshine | 4

#1479762 - Friday 1 October 2010 5:47

my name is S.Morales and I go by smorales. awesome

By skullet | 0

#664475 - Tuesday 10 November 2009 20:26

control yourself, woman!

By perdix | 29

#664499 - Tuesday 10 November 2009 20:34

You should learn to do a more convincing fake orgasm.

They'd be turned on by real cries of passion, but your act is so clownishly fraudulent, they burst into howls of laughter.

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HarperGirl | 4

#677017 - Wednesday 18 November 2009 4:03

sometimes you are just rude and is really that uncommon for women to scream,,, idk,,, virgin and damn proud of it

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TunaSaladMonster | 0

#771595 - Wednesday 13 January 2010 7:47

You would not know that women scream when they are actually having sex then, Ms. Madam.

I don't make noises when I whack off. But I do when I secks.

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AA357 | 0

#971957 - Wednesday 31 March 2010 15:24

perdix <3

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gkings18 | 1

#1772615 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 8:45

sounds like you've never made a girl scream perdix, fyl

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spazz666 | 18

#3983248 - Thursday 2 February 2012 21:27

I think you all just missed the point of his comment. People these days... *sigh*

By Tarak_fml | 7

#664505 - Tuesday 10 November 2009 20:36

Did u not realize they were home? YDI

By jillz | 0

#664520 - Tuesday 10 November 2009 20:43

I'm actually going to have to agree with Perdix here. You were providing them all with comic relief.

By blackie123 | 0

#664621 - Tuesday 10 November 2009 21:38

his den? how old are you? they probably thought you were playing

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jackalope069 | 0

#1868029 - Monday 20 December 2010 4:39

it's not a play room dumbass, it's a normal room kinda like an office

By Starfire22 | 5

#664628 - Tuesday 10 November 2009 21:42

YDI because 1) you should have made sure you were alone and 2) sounds like you were faking an orgasm calm down on the theatrics

By gpstyne | 0

#664633 - Tuesday 10 November 2009 21:44

YDI, atleast you gave them a good show, oh and of course STFU you'll live

By hXcsoccerplaya | 0

#664737 - Tuesday 10 November 2009 23:30

your own fault for not checking the house BEFORE you got it on. YDI, tough luck

By kristidgranger | 3

#664741 - Tuesday 10 November 2009 23:40

Come on I hate when girls do that crap! You wanted people to hear or else u wouldnt have done that so stop complaining! not an FML

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