FML : Today, my 17 year old told me he wanted to pursue a career in art. Knowing he's extremely talented at drawing, I congratulated him and told him to pursue...

Today, my 17 year old told me he wanted to pursue a career in art. Knowing he's extremely talented at drawing, I congratulated him and told him to pursue that dream. A few hours later I learn that he's been arrested for spray painting graffiti dicks all over a school wall. Well, he's famous now. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 22 January 2016 02:21 / Canada - Saint-laurent

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By Nahpets | 22

#6517102 - Friday 22 January 2016 13:31

I'm really sorry, but this is hilarious :D But FYL indeed

By Sandsh8rk | 36

#6517113 - Friday 22 January 2016 13:49

Please encourage him to pursue his interest in art by NOT spray painting private property! Not only is it illegal, if he decides to try and tag trains he could be risking his life...

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By Nahpets | 22

#6517102 - Friday 22 January 2016 13:31

I'm really sorry, but this is hilarious :D But FYL indeed

friedpwnadge | 25

#6517264 - Friday 22 January 2016 17:48

This kid is going places.

FSGInsainity | 15

#6517422 - Friday 22 January 2016 21:54

#30 Yeah, like prison

By loueasy | 23

#6517103 - Friday 22 January 2016 13:31

Well that was a dick move

By jlang917 | 14

#6517104 - Friday 22 January 2016 13:32

Your son deserves it, but FYL

By yuno_gasai_fml | 34

#6517105 - Friday 22 January 2016 13:33

I was going to make a dick joke but #2 beat me to it

Oyas12 | 14

#6517461 - Friday 22 January 2016 22:58

yeah, he beat your dick... joke

By lexred | 29

#6517106 - Friday 22 January 2016 13:34

Gra-fin-ci......(graffiti da Vinci). Fyl op.

LPac5295 | 27

#6517194 - Friday 22 January 2016 15:49

Just no...

angel79_fml | 5

#6517470 - Friday 22 January 2016 23:16

More like Leonardo Di-Cockio

By somochi | 9

#6517108 - Friday 22 January 2016 13:37

Look on the bright side OP, at least you didn't get arrested :D

ninjuh_wingman | 29

#6517111 - Friday 22 January 2016 13:45

That's not really a bright side since OP didn't do anything that would get them arrested in the first place.

somochi | 9

#6517405 - Friday 22 January 2016 21:25

Idk man, just trying to look for the bright side ;-;

By Mewsmash | 9

#6517110 - Friday 22 January 2016 13:43

Sounds like you have a real Pablo "Dick"- casso on your hands.

Oyas12 | 14

#6517463 - Friday 22 January 2016 22:59

lol! that was genius

By shmabe | 13

#6517112 - Friday 22 January 2016 13:45

Pablo Picasso? More like Pablo Dickcasso

lexred | 29

#6517145 - Friday 22 January 2016 14:36

#9.....one thing that I've learnt in FML is that.....word tricks like yours and mine(#5) don't always work. Most of the time they get down voted.

LPac5295 | 27

#6517197 - Friday 22 January 2016 15:50

Ok this one wasn't as bad as gra-fin-ci.

BaDoomes | 4

#6517359 - Friday 22 January 2016 20:01

#16 I know, here a lot of people can't take jokes...That's why 9gag's the best for me. FML is fun though.

MsFit | 17

#6517443 - Friday 22 January 2016 22:32

34- Most of the time it's because the joke isn't funny. People have different senses of humor. Not finding jokes funny isn't the same thing as not being able to take a joke.

fakedsincerity | 32

#6517507 - Saturday 23 January 2016 1:19

Pretty sure it got downvoted because the comment above says the same thing and they got all the upvotes instead. :P

Mewsmash | 9

#6519438 - Monday 25 January 2016 15:16

I'm basking in the glory of commenting first
Sorry about not getting up votes for the identical comment though

By Sandsh8rk | 36

#6517113 - Friday 22 January 2016 13:49

Please encourage him to pursue his interest in art by NOT spray painting private property! Not only is it illegal, if he decides to try and tag trains he could be risking his life...

TheLemonMan | 24

#6517154 - Friday 22 January 2016 14:47

The way this is worded makes you sound like his concerned mother

MagnusDeus | 23

#6517255 - Friday 22 January 2016 17:36

I agree if he's just tagging, and painting dicks, but if he's actually going to paint art, I say go for it. Society is too bland; make it colorful.

brocho | 26

#6517475 - Friday 22 January 2016 23:30

29, I agree that society is too bland and needs more color, but it's still not a good idea to paint private property without the owner's consent.

MagnusDeus | 23

#6518016 - Saturday 23 January 2016 18:08

Well I feel it's the same kind of risk musicians take when trespassing to have an impromptu concert on a rooftop or some other place. Artists aren't supposed to follow the rules, that's what make them artists. (Not playing devil's advocate here, just like freedom of expression)

By kripea | 14

#6517115 - Friday 22 January 2016 13:57

I read it as graffiti "ducks" at first, imagined little yellow ones all over the wall and thought it was quite cute...
Well op, unless he becomes the next Banksy this art won't make much of a career...