Today, I found out my neighbor ordered parking tickets for everyone on the block. My car was 4 inches into his driveway, but not obstructing his exit in any way. That didn't stop him from calling in, on a Sunday, at 8 AM, an 88 dollar ticket. He also left a note "Your parking sucks, love, Greg." FML
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Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
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perdix 31
Why don't you let him stick his "vehicle" 4 inches into your "driveway" and see if you feel violated?
mandacakes 0
maybe u shouldnt be parking in HIS driveway at all
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kdilks 0
Many places have laws that say you have to leave at least 2 feet between your car and the edge of a driveway. You're way the **** off if you're 4 inches over.
deaditegirl 0
YDI. You were still parking in front of his driveway, whether that's 4 inches or 4 feet. Try learning to park and then you won't get ticketed for not doing it right.
tombrazelton 0
Wow. Don't **** with Greg. He's got a lot of time on his hands and his taxes pay YOUR salary!
john_cena_fml 0
People park just a couple inches into my family's drive way all the time. The thing is, you don't realize how annoying it is to maneuver something the size of a car around those couple inches until you have to do it. You totally deserve it, both for doing the actual parking and for whining about it on the internet.
Punkartmama 0
Considering that you have to be 4 FEET away from a driveway, what did you expect?
Moonstarmist 0
YDI. Learn to park, it's not hard. Like someone said, if he went that far with the tickets, it's likely that you've done this before. I applaud Greg for taking back what's rightfully his. My neighbors have done that to us and I wish I called them in too, crap parkers deserve tickets.
PhillyFox 0
Your neighbor has every right. Trying to manuver around 4 inches is a pain when you're backing out of a short driveway. Learn how to ******' park next time.
imajinethat 0
OP, you are one of those people in the world who don't realize how ******* terribly they park. Learn. 4 inches into someone's driveway is 4 inches that shouldn't be there.
Missita 0
If you weren't parked somewhere you weren't supposed to be, you wouldn't have gotten a ticket.
mps1969 8
YDI OK here's how it is you broke the law in most place you should park so far from any driveway you were 4 inches over . But Greg should have tried to ask you to move before going that far though he doesn't have to . I've had the same trouble there's no parking on my street and an duplex next to me so some people tried using my driveway . I try to warn them if I can but if they block my driveway and I can't find them the cops will tow them away . You both need lessons in courtesy .