Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
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Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML
Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, after months of wondering what a mysterious key I found in an old kitchen drawer unlocked, I finally discovered it fit the lock on a storage unit. I opened it and found a box containing three other keys I had also forgotten about. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
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Mitch_Connor 11
Locky you
onthetoilet 3
Where?
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Comments (191)
writergirl23 19
In the garage door?
afulks78 11
Hmm mabe you should have a spair key ?
decidedlyvague 11
what's a spair? Does it go in the letter box? This FML and the comments make my head hurt. I think I need a hug.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for leaving your keys in the garage door to begin with
perdix 31
You'd better not be so careless with your wife's chastity belt key. You don't how your neighbor is going to return it ;)
XxAlyssaaBabyyxX 3
Maybe next time you'll think twice before leaving your keys in the garage door. Hahaha.
renaee 13
Narnia?
pinkspaceboundro 0
Guess you shouldn't have left your keys in the garage.
agek 3
how bout you left anything particular in ur body. LOL
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Well good luck with that.
thiscrazything 1
That sux. Hope you have a spare??